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Colonial Bread

Money. Bread is another word for money, and colonial bread is referring to the people on the money.
Young Jeezy: Slices stacked up, I got colonial bread.
by baudday April 27, 2009
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colombia

People who have never been to Colombia need to realize that their comments are only based on ignorance and what the media has fed them. Mr.Valdez and Mr.Escobar are not the only people to come out of the country. People, like the Idiot that came up with definition #6 of Colombia, were probably dumped by a hot colombian chick because of performance reasons, and now refer to them as stuck up. Colombia is filled with rolling green mountains, beautiful flowers, oceans, emeralds, culture, fantastic food and gorgeous kind men and WOMEN!
Nelly couldn't perform in bed so the hot Colombian chick told him to take a hike.
by fannin May 23, 2006
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Colombian Fever

Runny nose from a evening of doing to much cocaine
why do you keep sniffing and blowing your nose, you sick? yeah got a case of Colombian fever from last night!
by Applekoos June 1, 2011
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colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.
Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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Colombian

One of the most kind and hospitable people in the whole world. It's a country with great variety, so a Colombian can be the stereotypical swarthy latino (mestizo), black, white, mulatto, sambo, a native, an european... well, anything. Not everyone looks like Juan Valdez, moreover, it's very hard to find this kind of people settle in the large cities (It's like thinking that every American is a Redneck. Even less are drg consumers, almost everything, from emeralds to cocaine, is given to someone else, so there are not nearly as much stoneheads as you would think.
Juan Pablo Montoya is Colombian (tough he is a bastard xD)
Shakira is (almost, but not quite) colombian.
Carlos Valderrama is Colombian, as is Sofia Vergara, Juan Pablo Angel, and many other people I can't remember.
by colombia rulez January 4, 2008
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colombia

Bogotá D.C.
Country poorly portrayed in the film "Mr. and Mrs. Smith": helicopters bombing Bogotá, an apocalyptic scenario with houses on fire, illustrating the capital as a rural little town with no buildings or evidence of any urban development. Hotels with fans give the idea of an unbearable heat, even though Bogotá is 2640 meters (8661 feet) above sea level. No pavement on the streets and a bar filled with rioted chicken. The actors who play the part of the police men in this Colombia deplorable cartoon wear weird uniforms and speak with Mexican/Caribbean accents even though Bogotá is not anywhere near the coast and some Colombian regions are recognized for having one of the best Spanish in Central and South America, and are even criticized/made fun of by the rest of the country for having a somewhat stiff accent.

Less than four weeks after its release in Colombia, the General Secretary of the City Hall, Enrique Borda, sent a letter of protest to the director Doug Liman. In the letter he states that "It is evidenced, beyond any doubt, that the director and his production crew show a total level of ignorance by portraying (the city) as incipient (...), primitive, with scarce hotel infrastructure, dominated by poverty, depressed, disorganized, with high levels of violence; in conclusion, totally chaotic and not attractive at all". Borda also points out in his text that Colombia was awarded with the title of "City of Peace" by the Unión de Ciudades Capitales Iberoamericanas (UCCI) and was declared "World Book Capital 2007" by UNESCO.
Doug Liman should have done a Google search.

Colombia is the shit!
by Luizza June 28, 2006
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Colombian Ass Fuck

Like a Russian Titty Fuck but with the girls butt cheeks and while downing a bottle of Aguardiente
by Coco1988 August 26, 2012
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