someone that posts their nonsensical ideas on facebook hoping people will think they are an intellectual or "enlightened." These people will usually have a following of friends who will agree with whatever they have to say even if it makes no sense at all.
Tyler: Did you see Jeff's status update about life and why we exist?
Me: Yeah what a dumbass, he's the definition of a facebook prophet.
Me: Yeah what a dumbass, he's the definition of a facebook prophet.
by baudday April 29, 2010

by baudday April 27, 2009

Stan arriving at church late: Great no spaces! Thanks to the fair-weather Christians that only show up on Christmas and Easter.
by baudday January 26, 2010
