cockapeni

another word for penis. a small penis. a woman-like penis. derogatory term for a panty-waist-ed Nancy boy.

His cockapeni left a lot to be desired.
He is such a cockapeni for talking to his wife that way.
Quit being a cockapeni and take it like a real man.

by haywoodyoublowme July 5, 2011

cockwaddle

a retarded, British, vegetable

brandon rodgers retarded character

"oh you're such a fucking cockwaddle.."

by Zer0Rebel4 August 26, 2018

cockapuss

Large, often hairy, North American woman.
Maculine features, usually accompanied with deep voice and mustache.
Often hormonal, and assertive.

"I met my mother in law yesterday"
---"Was she hot?"
"No man, total cockapuss. I thought she was going to eat me!"

by lovinitmtboy July 11, 2007

Cockwalrus

A highly energetic person who refuses to stop talking to you. Chances are they sit beside you, or actually move their desk over to talk to you. This person is usually fat.

STFU Korg, you are a cockwalrus.

by Lonesoldier March 24, 2005

cockaphobia

one afraid of the cock

heartie has a severe case of cockaphobia

by tre June 6, 2003

Cockward

An awkward moment involving your penis mentally or physically.

My mother caught me masturbating to Oprah, it was cockward.

by Enfreaky October 30, 2010

Cockward

the weird feeling of accidentally seeing another mans penis

It felt really cockward when I walked in on Larry while he was changeing and saw him naked

by jewishguy September 18, 2010