cocktual

1. A combination of cocktail and business casual attires.

2. Looking like a dick without really trying.

Falcon, I've got a hot date tonight - don't you think I should go with a cocktual look?

by *Doc May 17, 2006

Cockuse

v. The act of using your cock properly to ensure a woman's orgasm.

v. Creating an orgasmatistic experience with your cock.

n. A cock worth being proud of

My God that guy had some great cockuse.

by Ron Becker July 7, 2008

Cockfusion

When your cock is confused about what's going on, it's up, it's down, is it gonna happen, is it not.

I went on a date last night and had cockfusion going on.

by Dickydonttouch February 24, 2017

Cockus Blockus

Another “funnier” term for impotence or erectile dysfunction

“My boyfriend didn’t have sex with me last night, he said he had cockus blockus”

by ultimatetroll69 August 8, 2019

cocktist

One who is an expert in drawing, sculpting, molding, painting, carving, sketching, creating, etc artificial cocks.

That cock on the wall in the bathroom must have been drawn by a real cocktist

by ROCKY D January 23, 2020

Cockusion

You get cockusion when giving too much head (giving head means giving a blowjob) and too hard

Kyle: Chad ain’t you getting cockusion you been suckin my dick for so long now

Chad: nah dude my head game toooo strong

Kyle: whatever you say bro
Chad: *faints in cockusion*
Kyle: I knew He should’ve taken it easy

by Gayyeeyeemaster July 4, 2020

cockmuster

When damagedprotetarian holds his annual bukkake gang bang.

OMG did you see Cockmuster 2021 damagedproletarian guzzled even more cocks than the infamous 2008 Cockmuster

by captain_poopy June 9, 2021