Cocktile Dysfunction

Suffering from a soft floppy penis. Unable to achieve a stiffy.

All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.

I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

cockadile deathroll

A move that emulates our reptilian friend, the crocodile, when it attacks it's prey. This move was coined and is soon to be perfected by myself, on a noble and charismatic male that has the distinct honor of being selected as my next meal. You poor bastard!

Chris, having never encountered such enthusiasm, found himself in the middle of a cockadile deathroll, his life flashing before his eyes!

by key11_jkr September 8, 2014

Crocodile Clunge

A vagina that is a crocodile's mouth. The reference is taken from a movie named 'Tokyo Gore Police' that features a woman with this exact organ.

Man, her crocodile clunge bit that guy's arms off.

by cnirvana1 September 20, 2009

Crockodiling

The act of smoking marijuana

"Hey, wanna go crockodiling?"

by Dr.Crock May 22, 2010

crocodile

An older gay man who preys on/lusts after young gay men; a gay cougar of sorts.

"He likes expensive wine too much. He's total crocodile bait."

by jah242 March 27, 2010

chocodile

A difficult maneuver that requires both patience and planning, the chocodile is not for the faint of heart. One must first collect, through unspeakable means, a generous amount of healthy fecal matter. Said feces must then be transferred into a large heavy duty condom such as magnum. Complete product must then be stored in the freezer for no less than three hours. Upon removal, firm poopsicle is then inserted into any expectant orifice to the delight of everyone.

That chocodile butt plug was the best!

by *samIam* January 12, 2008

after awhile crocodile

A way of saying goodbye, followed by another person saying "see you later alligator". Can also be said "In a while crocodile".

See you later, alligator.
After awhile crocodile.

by CardPenComic December 1, 2006