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cockfucker

"hey Sam you're a cockfucker, i hope you die a horrible death"
by kidkoolio August 5, 2008
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cocksucker

When one sucks on penises.

When one enjoys sucking on a male member for pleasure, recreation or money.

When you get paid to suck penis's.
I must not be a good cocksucker since I'm only getting pennies from hobos.
by Joshua Fogarty., May 3, 2010
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cocksucker

In this order:

1:A person that makes your life as hard as possible.
2:A person that will stand in your way, and mess anything up you do.
3:A person that only cares for them self, and no one else!
4:A person that is looking to give one trouble.
My Boss is a real Cocksucker.
There are so many: Your Boss, Your Wife, Your Husband, Your Father-in-law.
by WhackJob January 20, 2006
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cockblocker

Someone who blocks you from gettin with a girl
by InFaMouS March 28, 2003
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friday night cocksucker

When you're driving on a Friday Night and someone walks in front of your car at a very slow pace, you call them a Friday Night Cocksucker.
by Ang1976 May 28, 2017
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Cockblocker Suicide Bomber

A Cockblocker Suicide Bomber (or CSB), is a member of ones party who, as a means of 'taking one for the team', lures in the offending Cockblocker of the respective party of attractive women and has sex with her as a means of allowing his friends to mingle with the group of women.

The CSB is usually acceptant of his purpose due to shallow promises by his party, that following his likely traumatic and socially destructive actions, he will receive 72 virgins as a means of recompense, at a latter occasion.
Vinnie: "Damn son, fly ass hoe's at yo 12 o'clock"
(Vincent: "Oh my goodness, there is a group of very attractive young women straight ahead")

Du'Shawn: "Fo'real mah nigga, dey ratchet bitch be blockin' doe, know what I'm sayin'"
(Charleston: "You are correct, unfortunately there is a visually offensive women who appears to be undermining men's attempts to converse with them.)

Vinne: "Where my nigga T-Dallas at? Doe boy need to prove his loyalty."
(Vincent: "Where is our good friend Terrence? He's a shy, impressionable and easily-manipulated young man that would surely be a Cockblocker Suicide Bomber for a chance to befriend us")

Du'Shawn: "No doubt, tell a nigga he can pop a few cherrys if he itchin'"
(Charleston: "I agree, tell Terrence he will receive virgin women as recompense for his efforts.")
by PloughDoe June 17, 2013
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One Shoe Cocksucker

A person who when chasing down a Russian interior decorator loses one of their shoes in the snow.
Christopher Moltisanti: I'll leave you here you one shoe cocksucker!
by NewJerseyBoy August 14, 2010
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