Cockroach

A little dick

Last night I was going to fuck Carlos till he wiped out a cockroach.

by kyaaaal September 26, 2018

Cockroach

Where the fric did they all go. It used to be an actual epidemic and now they are all suddenly gone. Why is no one talking about this??? Aliens are real

Oh hey look a cockroach and it's the year 1978.

by Karen Withakay October 31, 2019

Cockroach

Employees of Westmount during the coronavirus.

“Hey all the blue collars are home in quarantine. Except the westmount cockroaches. They survive everything. “

by Em1civic March 26, 2020

Cockodile

When taking a bath you let your cock float to the top of the water and be seen through the soap and the suds.

Betty had been begging for a dick pic...... So I took a bath and sent her a pic of my cockodile.

by LemmeF1ndOut April 20, 2020

Cockroach queer

The pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers that they couldn't kill. Jaded and cynical, brash, often activists by necessity, tend to be older (but not necessarily), definitely battle hardened. From Anthony Oliveira's 2016 tweets:

"oh sorry if we are being unfair unfortunately u guys murdered all the nice gays & now there's just us: the assholes."
"the queers who were nice/patient/gentle all got shot or bullied to death all that's left r me & the other pissed-off cockroach motherfuckers"

Spent my whole queer life fighting for survival, your hate couldn't kill me, I'm fuelled by pure spite and your salty conservative tears, I am a cockroach queer!

by Ani O'brien is a groomer April 5, 2023

Freestyle Cockriding

When someone is so proficient at riding cock that it becomes almost like an Olympic sport to them and they freestyle while riding the cock.

Dude Jeremy's sister is such a whore she started Freestyle cockriding me last night.

by TheCockDoctor March 18, 2012

Political cockroach

Someone in politics who is weak yet somehow manages to be really difficult to get rid of. They have no loyalties or convictions and will change sides at the drop of a hat. As soon as the winds of power shift, they suddenly find themselves on the other side. They often leverage their position to parasitically leach off higher powers, usually for massive amounts of money.

Examples throughout history include:
-The Eastern Client Kings of the late Roman republic (Lydia, Thracia, Pontus, Cappadocia, etc.)
-The Boyars of 15th century Wallachia
-Qatar's government

Ariobarzanes III of Cappadocia is such a political cockroach.

by cool boy1838 January 13, 2023