cock-blocking

cock-blocking
when your "friend's" jealousy attempts to find a way to prevent you from having sex.

Cock-blocking; my "friend" cock-blocked me last night so i milfed his mom.

by psychobabbleculvercity April 3, 2011

cock block

n. one who interrupts an act of sexual intimacy, such as hooking up or having sex, by opening doors, calling phones, etc.

Can also be used in the verb form, "cock blocking"

Yo, homie -- close the door! Why you cock blockin`? Can't you see we're in the middle of sumthin?

by TE AM0 August 25, 2005

cock block

A rare and unfortunate phallic affliction where a man is born with a rectangular, block-like penis.

Jane: "What the hell is that? Is that a Colgate box?"
John: "It's...my penis. I have cock block..."
Jane: "Um...ok. Well, this is gonna cost $90."

by duminik November 21, 2010

cock block

When you are denied or blocked from sexual activity or arousal

Bertha's brother came home early, what a cock block.

Rita's Dad stayed in the same room watching TV with us, he is such a cock blocker.

The girl next door closed her blinds before she start to change, what a cock block.

by RuneX December 2, 2003

Cock block

Some one ain't gonna get the d

Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.

by my.michael.clifford August 28, 2014

Cock blocked

When another nigga is tryna steal yo girl

Cock blocked means getting blocked by another dude from a girl
Guy 1: "Peter Reisdorf is such an expert cock blocker."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a douche."

by Ya boy John Appleseed March 8, 2015

Cock::Blocks

It is when you are software engineer and rename your Code::Blocks because of the reasons.

Damn bro again some dirty work in Cock::Blocks.

by Do Ge November 27, 2018