When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.
A typical poopularity contest:
Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."
John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."
Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."
John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."
by mothercocker May 28, 2011
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Usually performed without the performer's knowledge that its, "that time of the month".
Usually performed without the performer's knowledge that its, "that time of the month".
Johnny used a sour straw to snort cocaine out of sally's vagina... unfortunately finding out that she was on her period and he had just performed a Sugar Coated Raspberry Twist.
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When at least 2 males dispute on who has the bigger man meat, they are forced to engage in a pull out contest, where they pull out their dicks and have a contest as to who's is the biggest.
"Dude my dick is wayyyy bigger than yours"
"No man my shit's like an anaconda"
"Well lets settle this! Pull out contest!"
"No man my shit's like an anaconda"
"Well lets settle this! Pull out contest!"
by crazynancy May 17, 2010
Get the pull out contest mug.A semi attractive girl that you want to get to know. She is super honest and straight forward, most people don't like her because they don't want to hear the truth. Contessa is amazing and no one deserves her. When she likes a guy, they are lucky to be noticed by her because she only likes the really special ones. Contessa is skinny and beautiful and has one amazing personality. Go get yourself a contessa.
Guy #1: OMG did you see that cute girl yesterday? She looked like a Contessa!
Guy #2: Ya, I wish we had some Contessa's
Guy #2: Ya, I wish we had some Contessa's
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Get the Contessa mug.1. A contest, usually between two males, to see who can urinate over the longest distance, or for the longest amount of time.
2. A contest in which logical rational argument in the search for truth gives way to emotional and/or personal attacks for the sake of power or reputation. Usually such contests leave a feeling of ill-will amongst all involved, and prove nothing more than who belongs where in a primal heirarchy.
Derived from the term "pissing grounds", which are usually urinated on to mark ownership.
2. A contest in which logical rational argument in the search for truth gives way to emotional and/or personal attacks for the sake of power or reputation. Usually such contests leave a feeling of ill-will amongst all involved, and prove nothing more than who belongs where in a primal heirarchy.
Derived from the term "pissing grounds", which are usually urinated on to mark ownership.
by N Butcher December 28, 2005
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"Coatsaf" is an abstraction to the highest form, meaning literally everything and nothing at the same time.
"Coatsaf" is an abstraction to the highest form, meaning literally everything and nothing at the same time.
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