Cousin Cletus

An individual who has sexual relations with members of their own family.

Heeeeeey Cousin Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?

by snabald July 13, 2003

cleetus

Slang term for Brittney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline.

"I heard Brittney was divorcing Cleetus!"

by Frank Einstein December 28, 2005

clypto

a person who has a clyptomanic disorder

a friend of mine is a clypto and takes things from people just to see if they'll notice and then randomly starts dancing when they don't notice anything is missing.

by Allyson Stoller September 24, 2006

Cleetus

A severely inbred prick who abuses.

Yo did you see how Cleetus unbanned that Standford last night? Some abusive shit

Dont you think the worst staff member is Cleetus?

by CGC_Keitho December 2, 2018

clether

1)An adjective used to describe a person who attempts to be clever, but fails due to mispeaking or general stupidity.

That kid in class who always yells out the answer to a question certain that they are right, but is always wrong, is so clether.

by The Duke of Eryl July 30, 2007

cleethorpes

another coastal town of england which is right next to fuckin GY

oh god not fuckin cleethorpes again mum

by ED WINCHESTER May 14, 2003

Cletus

a little fucking bitch, a piece of redneck white trash shit.

Yo fool why were you fucking that goat in the ass last night? Who you think you are, Cletus.

by Nick D March 12, 2003