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Argentinian Clusterfuck

Getting caught after telling people that you're going to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but really you're in Argentina having an affair.
SC Gov. Mark Sanford found himself in an Argentinian Clusterfuck, after having told his family, aides and political allies that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, held a press conference to admit that he was actually in Argentina having an affair.
by Sanford2012NOT June 24, 2009
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Clusterfucktabulous!

An optional answer for someone involved in a clusterfuck when they're asked how it's going.
"How it going with that project?"
"It's clusterfucktabulous!"
by Shockman February 25, 2006
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clusterfukasaurus

Another name for the Interstate - 25 construction project AKA "T-R.E.X. (TRansportation EXpansion Project)" in Denver, CO.
See, when they put the "Broadway Exit Closed" signs up AFTER the Colorado exit, knowing FULL WELL that no one in their right mind is going to exit on University in the midst of the construction basically what you get at Sante Fe/Alameda is a real clusterfukasaurus.
by clareaberra February 20, 2007
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colonel clusterfuck

someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up
everything was going good until colonel clusterfuck came in and fucked it all up again.
by j son May 25, 2009
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Clusterfail

The act of failing in a group. The group must be at least two people, which is pretty obvious. Clusterfailing includes but is not limited to: Tripping, doing something stupid, or just being plain stupid. Verbal action does not always count as a cluserfail action.
After Chet saw twelve bandgeeks slip and fall in the mud on the field at his high school football game, he knew he had witnessed a clusterfail.
by O'Malley de Bough February 4, 2009
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Clusterfuck

Clusterfuck (adj.): An excessive mass, group, or accumulation of things in a disorderly and unproductive manner.
Ex.: "The world is a clusterfuck of dooftards."
by NeverFearTheTurkIsHere April 28, 2010
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clusterfucilitation

\ˈkləs-tər-ˌˈfək-ˌsil-ə-ˈtā-shən\

The term is broadly used to describe any activity that makes tasks for others difficult or near impossible to complete.

It is used in business and organizational settings to ensure the designing and running of completely confusing meetings. Usually led by 2 or more people with diverging opinions of the purpose of said meeting. Subsequently resulting in the lack of clear action items or coherent communications. Making the entire experience useless for all involved.

Alternate spelling(s): clusterfuckcilitation, clusterfuxilitation
What just happened? So many people were talking over each other I have no idea who was running the meeting. I feel like I know less about our business approach than when I entered the room. That was such a clusterfucilitation!
by jksurfer September 19, 2009
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