Clive

A women who is Massive bald cunt not scared of anything constantly punishes kids and throws Xbox’s in the bin

Wow that is such a clive thing to do

by Andrew Reeds November 11, 2019

Clive

Verb
Dry Humping: When a person is super horny and goes up to another individual, either in a public or private setting and begins thrusting with their lower body onto the other person's genatalia.

Means of showing attraction while fully clothed

Jenna: Did you guys fuck?
Sally: No I was on my period so we just clived.

Dude 1: That joint is so hot at the bar.
Dude 2: I'll give you 5 bucks if you Clive her.
Dude 1: Bet.
Starts humping crazy joint at the bar, Dude 2 venmos 5 bucks

by Cliving n' Jiving March 26, 2019

Sweaty Clive

A slippery neckbeard that's hard to pin down.

Every time I think I know what's going on that Sweaty Clive throws out something random.

by HotJohnnie808 March 14, 2019

Clive

Clive loves drinking wine, while eating Mushrooms. He's also known as Mario, due to his Mushroom obsession. And still believes he is number 1 Porter, when infact he was number 4.

Clive is a Fungi

by CG83 November 24, 2021

clive named five

What the fuck is clive named five?

Nine, eight, seven, six,five, clive named five!

by OzarkaPash November 14, 2020

Hot Clive

The act of excreting fecal matter onto your hands then placing it into the mouth of an unknowing blindfolded person, then in shock they swallow it and proceed to vomit everywhere.

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Person1: Did you hear about Bob?

Person 2: He got a hot Clive from his tinder date... Still washing his mouth out now

by Hot Clive September 27, 2020

clive dytor

a kick-ass farther of the church and a war hero with his two faithful hounds Izzy and Alfy there is nothing he can't do

clive dytor is a bad ass

by gromlin69 September 28, 2020