clingons

Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.

Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

d cline

sucking the blood from the broken sphincter of a freshly fucked virgin ass

I totally d cline'd her after a raunchy anal annihilation

by blankizzle March 3, 2009

Clingy-Boyfriend

A boyfriend who messages you 24/7 or whenever they can even if you can't. They give you weird nicknames to try and be attractive or cute but it is just so FUCKING ANNOYING. They constantly flirt because they want your affection. They will consistently ask you the same question such as are you okay or do you love me until you're pushed to the point where you feel suffocated and have no freedom. They get really angry when other guys talk to you even if it's your dad. They try to be with you at all times and if you aren't with them they will ask where you are/who you're with/what you're doing. They are possessive and they will try to be close to you for example hugging you or kissing you 24/7 they will try take you away from your friends, and they always say that they don't know what they'd do without you or something along those lines.

Clingy-Boyfriend : Hey my future wife <3 you ok?
Girlfriend: Heyy I'm ok are you?
Boyfriend: yh i just feel like you don't love me
Girlfriend: I do i just don't think i should have to say since you already know i do
Boyfriend: Ok What you up to?
Girlfriend: I'm talking to Zac what about you?
Boyfriend: What are you guys talking about, are you messaging or is he with you, are you cheating on me??????
Girlfriend: no we are just talking about stuff I have to go
Boyfriend: Ok bye cutie! xxxxxxxxxxx <3 <3 <3 <3

by TheSaddos July 30, 2016

Chinged

When a person gets screwed over by a Chinese company on the internet. Typically this is on a deal that is too good to be true, and come to find out when the product arrives, it is a fake.

I got these awesome name brand headphones off the internet. I hope I don’t get chinged.

by Zanewreck January 22, 2019

Clunge pit

A lap dancing venue where the girls give fully naked dances, as opposed to only topless dances (i.e. those found at a "titty bar"). Such venues are often publicised less and more conspicuously placed than the average "titty bar" (i.e located down seedy back-alleys).

1) We went to a clunge pit on Gary's stag night.

2) I could have blown my inheritance in that clunge pit last night.

by Arisutea May 18, 2009

clingyduo

The duo of Tubbo and Tommy!

clingyduo is popping off today!

by ProbablyHarry April 19, 2021

clunge mustard

The remnants of dried spotty blood at the latter stages of a woman's menstrual cycle

Went to go down on Doreen but noticed she still had a bit of clunge mustard in her undies

by Krudbucket April 29, 2021