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cleaner

A specialized person who removes incriminating evidence from a crimescene (usually one involving murder) in order to make the legal consequences of the crime go away.

Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.
The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!
by inane5 March 17, 2005
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Asda Bog Cleaner

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
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Clean

When something or someone looks attractive or Good.
Guy 1: Aye wasup foo
Guy 2: Oh my Boi is clean! You go shopping yesterday or sum?
Guy 1: Ye, I wasted half my paycheck on clothes n shit yesterday
by AshTray1 June 7, 2019
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clean

When someone has not self-harmed for a certain amount of time.
I’ve been clean for 3 months now.
by random-peep November 17, 2017
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clean the rifle

Means to masturbate, only applies to men.
by sick0 May 26, 2004
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no clean up days

masturbation before hitting puberty. your body doesnt produce sperm yet so youre not shooting any semen during orgasm, hence not having to "clean up" any jizz after youre done.
I started jerking off when i was 8 years old. I enjoyed no clean up days up until i was 12 yrs old.

Goddammit, I didnt start jerking off until high school. i missed out on no clean up days.
by ronnie_e September 23, 2009
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Clamando

When a woman does not wear underwear. The female version of "commando."
The paparrazi goes nuts when Brittany Spears goes clamando.
by NudgeFellen August 10, 2007
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