Dump Clench

noun: The facial contraction that a person has when they are trying to squeeze out a turd.

verb: The act of contracting your face and gritting your teeth while you are squeezing out a turd.

My friend commented that my dump clench seemed rather intense and that perhaps I should eat some more fiber.

My friend walked in on me while I was pooping and saw me dump clenching.

by MasterChiefsBalls February 25, 2011

Shart-clench

The act of tightening one's butt cheeks to impede the release of a shart.

Because of his successful shart-clench his pants remained stain-free.

by CosmicCareBear October 9, 2013

Uncle Cheech

An Italian guy that is mentally retarded

Uncle Cheech quit messing up da pizza recipe!

by Uncle Cheech August 31, 2019

Talking Cheech and Chong

When a Native Spanish speaker is trying to speak English but is so high they can't pronounce anything and have no idea what they are saying, then they are talking Cheech and Chong

Person 1. He.. Hell.. *PUFF*.. Hola
Person 2: What the fuck are you trying to say
Person 3: Don't worry he speaks English. He's just talking Cheech and Chong right now

by TCP4Legalization October 27, 2019

Clencher Sentence

When a sentence in an essay is soo good that you end up clenching your ass cheeks together really hard because it is soo intense

Hey man, wheres Mr. Ruth? Well, he read a couple too many clencher sentences and currently he is in the hospital...

by Edox March 4, 2011

Cheech Mob

Cheech Mob is a movement of peace, love and the promotion of the legalization of marijuana. We are a modern day hippie movement. Anyone that shares these same views are a part of the Cheech Mob.

You wanna burn one? You know I'm down with the Cheech Mob!

I'm just cheechin'.

Live Love Cheech

www.cheechmob.com

by The Cheech Mob Lieutenant February 4, 2014

Cheech it

Another way of saying "Good bye" for a stoner.

Stoner: Bye.
Person: See ya later.
Stoner: Cheech it!

by SlimJim226 May 23, 2015