Cleaning My Socks

Used to describe the event that just took place of hooking up at a party, or in the front of a pickup, and using your socks to clean up the mess. You then continue to party sockless.

Hey man we thought you left the party

No, I'm just cleaning my socks.

by Jordan "PIHB" Craig April 21, 2008

Cleansing Erotica

The act by yourself, with a partner, or with multiple partners that involves sexual climax in the shower, bathtub, or jacuzzi. Getting clean while getting dirty.

Bryan: "My mom was mad cause I used all the hot water this morning."
James: "I think you should explain how Cleansing Erotica could help her out too."

by Faultyjay March 13, 2008

Cleaning your room

When you go into your room, close the door and turn the vacuum on so no one can hear you. You then begin to dry hump your bed. Soon you take your pants off and begin to violently masturbate. You get so into it you begin to throw things and knock things over and then you jizz everywhere.

Example of cleaning your room:

Jill: So why haven't you been answering my calls?
Brian: Ive been cleaning my room.
Jill: I hope you used the vacuum

by theking0514 November 4, 2010

cleaning the fish tank

A slang term for lesbians eating each other out.

What were u girls doing in there? Cleaning the fish tank.

by Slam Clown January 20, 2010

Selective Cleaning Disorder

Being told to clean or knowing that you need to clean, yet you don't. Instead you get on Facebook and look up words on Urban Dictionary. Then you clean when you absolutely have to (ie: company is coming over), have nothing better to do, or have a sudden urge to clean. But when you do choose to clean, you clean to the best of your ability. It really is a sickness of the mind because most likely you live in a fairly messy, yet often organized, house.

I've been putting off cleaning my room for three weeks, but now that my friends are coming over the entire house has to be spotless! I must have Selective Cleaning Disorder!

by createsnap October 27, 2010

Personal House Cleaning

when a person wants to shrink their personal network; network of friends, acquaintances, collegues; ridding themselves of un-needed/un-wanted people.

I have way too many people in my life; need to do some personal house cleaning, so I can focus more on the people who mean more to me.

When de-friending facebook friends = personal house cleaning
unwantedun-neededpersonalnetworkfriends

by winnipegdude February 16, 2012

pipe cleaning

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is having her period with the intention to help her "clean her pipe".

1. Dude, it's that time of the month -- pipe cleaning time!!!
2. Dude 1: Yo, my woman's on the rag,
Dude 2: It's cool man, you can totally pipe clean that.
3. Ya don't need lubrication when you're pipecleanin'!

by pipecleaner January 11, 2009