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Cluster-Fuck

A terrible situation, when things are totally out of control.
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My wife left me, I get robbed, and my dog died... Things went from bad to worse to a big cluster-fuck.
by charleshasideas April 26, 2010
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Chinese Cluster Fuck

A Chinese Cluster Fuck is an especially egregious cluster fuck due to the combined incompetence of more people than can be counted.
"Then the cops showed up and it turned into an all-out chinese cluster fuck."
by snizzery August 8, 2008
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A Cluster Fuck

Also a series of minor or major mishaps leading to an almighty fuck-up
What with the failure of the goods being delivered on time, no-one knowing where to go and no-one who knew what to do anyway, the whole thing was a cluster fuck
by PaulF October 4, 2006
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cluster-comment

(verb)
To mass-message a large number of people using an identical message via the comment, wall, or guestbook section of social networking sites (ie, myspace or friendster), often for the purpose of quickly alerting a large number of people to information such as an event or breaking news story.
Nicole: Hey, did you tell everyone to meet at Shakedown on Saturday?
Carlos: Yeah, i cluster-commented the flyer to everyone on myspace.
by sp00ki October 9, 2006
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Clusterfuck of Suck

A horrible event or task that was a clusterfuck, and also sucked.

Increases the severity of both the words to describe your hatred, but inputs your ability to be comical through the anger (it does sound funny after all).

Not really applicable to people.
Brian: Oh god driving in the snow is going to be a clusterfuck of suck.

Jeremy: Work was terrible today.
Chris: Why?
Jeremy: Mostly 'cuz it was a clusterfuck of suck.
Chris: haha
by Marshmallowcrew January 21, 2011
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clustercuss

1. A less-profane, more whimsical way of referring to a clusterfuck.

2. A situation involving a large amount of confusion, disorder, or mayhem-- usually with many people present.

Attributed to the Wes Anderson film "Fantastic Mr. Fox" (2009). In the film, "cuss" replaces curse words in the main characters' speech, thereby allowing dialogue that is humorous and emphatic but still appropriate for younger audiences.
This is going to be a total clustercuss for everybody.
by SaffronInSpace October 4, 2010
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mega clusterfuck

When two or more clusterfucks converge and create one massive cluster fuck.

See also clusterfuck
Shit hit the fan at work and I couldn't leave. Then my wife called and said the kitchen sink broke and she couldn't fix it. So, the longer I stayed at work, the more my house flooded. Ah, man. What a mega clusterfuck!
by Greg W August 8, 2006
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