Kelly Clarksoned

when a female celebrity actually looks healthy and does not look like a freaking skeleton, so everybody thinks she's fat

I can't believe Whitney from America's Next Top Model is considered plus sized. She's totally being Kelly Clarksoned.

by ilovekelly75 August 30, 2009

jeremy clarkson

A hilarious TV star from the BBC motoring show top gear (UK, not the horrible American one). He has a great sense of humor, sometimes a bit controversial and seemingly with the logic of a twelve year old but great to watch and together with Richard Hammond and James May, the greatest TV show in the world(it is the most watched factual TV show in the world) is produced.

Did you see the latest Top Gear Christmas special?
-no, what was it about?
-Jeremy Clarkson, Richard and May went on a journey though Patagonia! it is great! i really recommend it!
-OK, thanks, i think i will watch it.

by random ass dude who is sexayyy January 21, 2015

smelly clarkson

a synonym for feces, but leaning more toward the strong scented end of the spectrum

"man, i left a nice smelly clarkson in there; give it a few minutes"

by mike zylstra January 9, 2009

Clark Kent

A good hearted alien from the planet krypton. He was raised by good hearted parents. He is a superhero named Superman

There goes clark kent changing in a phone booth.

by Aijohn33secenty January 18, 2010

Kelly Clarkson

Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.

Kelly Clarkson deserved to win American Idol.

by Kenneth December 7, 2003

Travis Clark

Travis Randall Clark is the lead singer for we the kings. He is around 6 foot 2" and has amazing beastly hair. He has a blog called Who Is Travis Clark, The main picture being Save the redheads, which i pretty much agree with. His voice is like an angel and sings meaningful songs. Travis Clark is basically the sex, End of.

Today i went to see we the kings, i met Travis Clark after, He is the pure sex.

by Elllaaaaah96 November 21, 2010

Clarise

shes a great person to be around, great for a laugh, even if her jokes arent the best or even funny at all. shes loveable and is the most gorgeous person you will ever meet, inside and out. but if you fall out with her or bitch abiut her behind her back you will lose her for a very long time because Iris doesnt forgive and forget that easily, and when she does forgive you most people would say she shouldnt forgive that person so easily. Shes lively and fun, brown haired and brown eyed beauty that always looks good in a skirt. shes trustworthy and always there for you when ever and where ever.

Do you even realize how you amazing you are to me? You're attitude is Clarise

by Mccccc October 21, 2018