Dick Clark

1) Full name Richard Wagstaff Clark, Dick Clark had his first major TV appearance as the host of "American Bandstand" in 1957. Nicknamed "The World's Oldest Teenager" for his ability to always be knowledgable about America's popular music. 2004 was the 30th anniversery of his anual hosting of "New Year's Rockin' Eve"
2) A man who seems to have figured out how to live forever.
This song has been around forever! It's so Dick Clark!
by Assessment January 02, 2004
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ryan clarke

Oxford united player most commonly known on fifa 11 for being the shittist goalie on the game. Some say a person with no arms or legs could do better and i think they are not far off the truth. Many still live in hope that he might brake both his arms that way he might improve.
(example of spectators)

Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend

Spectator 2: What?

Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....

Spectator 2:God save us all
by samsfat May 14, 2011
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Clark Kent

A good hearted alien from the planet krypton. He was raised by good hearted parents. He is a superhero named Superman
by Aijohn33secenty January 19, 2010
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Travis Clark

Travis Randall Clark is the lead singer for we the kings. He is around 6 foot 2" and has amazing beastly hair. He has a blog called Who Is Travis Clark, The main picture being Save the redheads, which i pretty much agree with. His voice is like an angel and sings meaningful songs. Travis Clark is basically the sex, End of.
Today i went to see we the kings, i met Travis Clark after, He is the pure sex.
by Elllaaaaah96 November 18, 2010
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The Dick Clark

A teabag "new years style". The teabagger covers his ballbag with glitter, the teabagee lays on her back counting down from 10 while the teabagger slowly lowers his nuts towards her face (like the ball dropping in Times Square). When the countdown reaches zero, the ballbag makes contact with the face and the teabagee screams in celebration.

Also known as "The Times Square".
Carolyn loves The Dick Clarke more than the usual teabag because it's more exciting.
by CDouble January 08, 2007
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clark kent

Used to be thought as Superman's alter ego, but recently it has be pushed that Superman is Clark Kent's alter ego and that Clark Kent is who Kal-el sees himself as. Clark Kent lives in Smallville Kansas, a farming town a few miles away from Metropolis. On the television show Smallville, it is said that Lex Luthor was a friend of Clark Kent for a short while. Clark Kent was adopted by John and Martha Kent, His Friends a teenager include, Pete Ross, Lana Lang, Chloe Sullivan, Lois Lane, The Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg, and Lex Luthor. As an adult he works for the Daily Planet newspaper in Metropolis.
It's mild manner reporter Clark Kent.
by Auspex June 22, 2006
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sam clark

to have uncontrollable diarrhea fountains spray from your ass
John: Bruh last night I flooded my toilet when i encountered a sam clark.
Javier: Shit thats tough.
by thematteo318 April 10, 2019
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