cunnilingus

a) To go muff diving
b) An expert in foreign languages

I got that job because im such a cunning linguist.

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Cunnilingus

Cunnilingus is an oral sex act performed by a person on a female's genitalia (the clitoris, other parts of the vulva or the vagina).The clitoris is the most sexually sensitive part of the human female genitalia, and its stimulation may result in female sexual arousal or orgasm.

Cunnilingus is her favorite sexual activity.

by Bliss365 May 8, 2018

Cunnilingus Interuptus

To be rudely interrupted while worshipping at the holiest of wholes. A mid-toungue-dart interruption.

"Horatio is truly fine at deeply inspecting my cooze with his tonsils, but last night his mom walked in mid-tang lick."

"Oh No! Not Cunnilingus Interuptus!"

"Yeah, can you believe it! Totally bitched my mood."

by The Jerzey Turnpike February 23, 2010

Anal Cunnilingus

Licking the anus of a female or a male.

Word used normally by 12, 11 or 13 year olds, that know what a cunnilingus means, but they don't know the word anilingus, rimjob or black kiss.

13 Year Old: This internet porn is great! I love how that sexy girl makes that boy an Anal Cunnilingus, and her tongue becomes full of poo!

by turbotastic October 7, 2013

captain cunnilingus

A superhero who flies around looking for girls who want to be eaten out!

Hey look it's Captain Cunnilingus!!

by Kcally June 13, 2008

cunnilingulitus

An affliction thought to be caused by the consumption of improperly processed canned tuna. The processed tuna is inadvertently combined with the male genitalia of dolphins caught in the same net with disastrous results. Although temporary, the afflicted person has a obsessive compulsive desire to eat pussy. This condition can affect both males and females with strange results. This desire, caused by the male dolphin hormone is so strong, that it overwhelms the normal senses causing both heterosexual women as well as homosexual men to eat pussy. One gay man reportedly attempted to eat his mother's pussy while she was sleeping. Although the condition is temporary and usually subsides within 48 hours after eating the tainted tuna, the social implications can be devastating.

Andrew got fired from his job after eating tainted tuna salad. Although he is gay, he attempted to eat the pussy of one of his female students immediately after lunch. The staff had no choice but to terminate his employment. Luckily for Andrew, the police suspected {cunnilingulitus after noticing the strong odor of dolphin cock on his breath.

by snowpimp1 June 2, 2009

cunnilinguistics

The art of eating pussy, munching box, going down, etc.

I need to find a hot lesbian who is skilled in cunnilinguistics

by Connie. Lingus February 3, 2008