Eton College Christening

Ritual abuse involving a jet of water (e.g. from a garden hose) and wire brushes.

We caught the plebs taking the shortcut through the lower garden and gave them an Eton College Christening. That'll teach the filthy beggars.

by Blobbo May 31, 2013

Christen

Anoying little shit head that barges into your group when you dont want him to

Oh fuck a christen just came in

by Officer earl November 19, 2019

Christen

A skinny ginger bitch. She got a white girl ass and curly pumpkin orange hair. She'd give up her friends to fit in with the main stream.

Christen is such a two face. She left us for the plastics again.

by flappytoe August 16, 2017

Christened

Peeing on something

He christened the tree

by Nawty Nanny January 12, 2018

chrystanous

The person or a group of people with hypertrophied perception of the christian religion, especially in Orthodoxy but not only.

Be afraid of the chrystanous, they have the God who forgives them everything.

by IssDill June 3, 2018

christendzio

Christendzio is a very handsome guy. Slacks off but is very smart. Has a good sense of humor and loves to joke around. Christendzio also is a very tall charming guy. All the girls want him (mostly in secret). Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. If you meet him never let him go. Make him yours.

Person one: have you met Christendzio
Person two: Yea he's dreamy

by Christendzio November 27, 2018

Christen Dugger

An amazing TikToker who is so supportive to her fans and deserves everything she has gotten and more

Christen Dugger is my favorite TikToker!

by Unicornsss January 18, 2021