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chromebook

a shitty piece of plastic where all you can do for entertainment is pornhub, youtube, and urban dictionary.
bob: i got a chromebook and it cant even run fallout 2
rich kid: i got a gaming laptop that can run fallout 4 at 10000000 fps with 240 mods installed.
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Jail Chron

THC crystals (keef) from the plant marijuana mixed with tobaco and then smoked.
I just smoked some jail chron
by chronicblaza420 May 20, 2008
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Chronic Creativity

You don't come down with it, you come up with it.
Does that guy have ADHD or something? No he suffers from Chronic Creativity.
by Lenny Pepperidge March 4, 2014
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Chronic Disorder

when someone is terrible at rolling blunts/joints and wastes multiple papers trying to roll it, they have a chronic disorder
Me: Damn Tony, thats the third blunt you messed up!
Tony: I know, i think i might have a chronic disorder
by MurdaTape September 10, 2014
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Chromebook

An OS/laptop that will make you forever stay a virgin if you decide to keep it.
Girlfriend: So...what OS do you use?
Boyfriend: Yeah, I have a Chromebook...hey wait, what are you doing?
by Obsidian Plague November 30, 2018
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chronic 2001

A. a more specific (non-official) title of dr. dre's masterpiece hip-hop album. occasionally people will mix up The Chronic and Chronic 2001. to avoid this confusion simply use the latter.

B. considered by many as the pinnacle of all hip-hop albums because of its production and its all-star list of featured guests. simply put; it was made by the best, with the best, and therefore one of the greatest rap efforts of all time.
A. girl : eyy what CD is this? the chronic??

guy: nah trick! know your history its called chronic 2001!!!

girl : shit, sorry

guy: you ask me everyday so just remember it!

girl : i was just confused thats all

B. fan 1 : got new system in my car, lets blast it!

fan 2 : word lets see what she's got.
fan 1 inserts CD into player

fan 1 : yeaa yeaa young weezy boii go hard on diz track!!
fan 2 smacks fan 1 and throws CD out the window. fan 2 proceeds to insert chronic 2001. they lock eyes and nod in accordance.
by sal lover December 17, 2009
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Redneck chrome

Slang term for duct tape, specifically applied to make stuff look like it was chromed (such as cars.) it is extremely cheap and easy to get, and non toxic, unlike real chrome, rednecks always have a few dozen rolls of it in the shed (or truck.) It can be used to dress up your house, car, head, or cat.
Even redneck chrome couldn't make Bob's Ford Bronco look cool.
by Crunkonius November 11, 2005
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