The season of the year where parents are nagged and nagged for lots of presents until they break down and buy them.
Kid: Oh I can't wait for Christmas this year!
Parent: Yay, my money's gonna fly out the window and we'll end up on the street.
Kid: But won't Santa get my presents for me?
Parent: Yeh, about that...
Parent: Yay, my money's gonna fly out the window and we'll end up on the street.
Kid: But won't Santa get my presents for me?
Parent: Yeh, about that...
by octone October 22, 2011
(pl. Christmasses)
1. n. The holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. Falling conveniently on the 25th of December, supposedly declared by the Catholic Church to eclipse a Pagan holiday (winter solstice) on the same day.
2. n. A heart touching season where gift giving is promoted, and Santa Claus is every youth's hero. Other Christmas icons include: reindeer, snowmen, elves, presents, pine trees, ornaments, tinsel, holy, yule logs, sleighs, mistletoe, carols, noel, angels, golden rings, calling birds, french hens, turtledoves, birds in fruit-bearing trees...........But no, now it's a pile of shit because everyone is making sales and beating the shit outta people for a Lego set for their bitchy children who keep looking at their presents. Why the hell do we give it too children? They already got their basic needs, It means GIVE not to family give it to the less fortunate you selfish assholes.
1. n. The holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. Falling conveniently on the 25th of December, supposedly declared by the Catholic Church to eclipse a Pagan holiday (winter solstice) on the same day.
2. n. A heart touching season where gift giving is promoted, and Santa Claus is every youth's hero. Other Christmas icons include: reindeer, snowmen, elves, presents, pine trees, ornaments, tinsel, holy, yule logs, sleighs, mistletoe, carols, noel, angels, golden rings, calling birds, french hens, turtledoves, birds in fruit-bearing trees...........But no, now it's a pile of shit because everyone is making sales and beating the shit outta people for a Lego set for their bitchy children who keep looking at their presents. Why the hell do we give it too children? They already got their basic needs, It means GIVE not to family give it to the less fortunate you selfish assholes.
Year 1: Here have some free food to celebrate Jesus's birth HURRAH FOR CHRISTMAS!! :D
Year: 2009: get the FUCK OUT OF THE WAY BEEEEYOTCH!!!
Year: 2009: get the FUCK OUT OF THE WAY BEEEEYOTCH!!!
by ChristmasIsGay December 13, 2009
a scam to spend money you dont have on shytt you dont need. used to be about a book character jeesus but now is about getting drunk off egg nog, dressing up your dog in a stupid reindeer sweater, and hanging flashing bulbs off the side of your house.
Sally: I love Christmas!
Frank: Me too!
Sally: Let's get a second mortgage to buy gifts for people we secretly hate to celebrate Christmas.
Frank: Yay, holidays.
Frank: Me too!
Sally: Let's get a second mortgage to buy gifts for people we secretly hate to celebrate Christmas.
Frank: Yay, holidays.
by xXxPepsi-ColaxXx February 13, 2009
(N.) The birthday of Jesus Christ and Santa Claus. Also the day when you get presents under the christmas tree. Everyone in the world celebrates Christmas, except Jews, Protestants, and me, cause I'm too poor for Christmas.
by G-Union December 19, 2003
The day you recieve tons of gifts from your rich friends and family. Otherwise, it's just another holiday about Jesus.
by xoaznmonkeyox November 15, 2006
Christmas: Happy birthday Corporate America! Here's all of our money for that stuff you sell us that's intentionally manufactured with defects and poor materials to make us continually buy more of your shitty products.
by FoxShadowBlack April 18, 2011
A fictional orange fish which can survive out of water for several minutes, having the capacity to switch off it's robotic gills and energise it's livo-tron (also known as a Jesus). Commonly confused with goldfish but differences in size must be accounted for, as christmas tend to be several times larger than the average goldfish. The eggs of these creatures are called 'presents'.
by Juhmikay December 21, 2010