chopstick

An Asian Man's weapon of mass destruction

Guy 1: Bro I heard that the Viet Congs used chopsticks to assassinate people!
Guy 2: Wait what?! How?
Guy 1: They shoved the chopsticks up their asses

by SomeAsianGuyWannabe April 22, 2020

chastity whore

a chastity whore is a dumb bitch who can't take a joke. the mega hypocrite of all the hypocrites (hence the name). steer clear of chastity whores

you can't do anything funny nowadays because a chastity whore will get on your case and ruin it.

chastity whores are the worst

by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB January 13, 2021

Lodged Chopsticks

Lodged Chopsticks- When a person is asian and anal retentive about something (which most asians are) one might say that have a bad case of "lodged chopsticks" up their ass.

Hey Timmy, Did you see Serena today? She has a euro test and is bitching at everyone. She must have lodged chopsticks up her ass.

by Susie Red December 24, 2006

chesticles

Chesticles. The female form of testicles. Also known as, boobies, honkers, cans, cannon or gazongers

Scotty: Check out the chesticles on her!
Mitch: That's my mum dude.
Scotty: So?

by ScottyW November 15, 2006

chastity chest

a female who is extremely prude. she approves of kissing, but does not appreciate physical content, especially the removal of articles of clothing. extreme fear of nakedness around male species.

Bob got on a girl who wouldn't take her shirt off. She is a chastity chest.

by carl steamer March 1, 2004

chastity slave

A bdsm submissive who by order of there dominant (often called a key holder) will only orgasm, masturbate or have sex when allowed by there key holder. They will often wear a chastity cage or belt to ensure compliance

I heard Jessica keeps Louis as chastity Slave apparently he has cum for a year

by Loopylou534 December 7, 2018

Chotsie

A beautiful girl with nice boobs. Usually the life of the party, always upbeat. A Chotsie is one of the coolest girls in the world. Almost as cool as a Joey.

-Damn that girl is sexy and cool I wanna take her home
-yea she's such a Chotsie

by Marineassassin13 February 4, 2010