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A beautiful girl with nice boobs. Usually the life of the party, always upbeat. A Chotsie is one of the coolest girls in the world. Almost as cool as a Joey.
-Damn that girl is sexy and cool I wanna take her home
-yea she's such a Chotsie
Chotsie by Marineassassin13 February 4, 2010
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a chonsie is a unusual name, uncommonly spelled as is. She/He goes through rough experiences, but are usually the one's who put themselves there. However they are the type of people who learn from the experiences and are there for anyone she/he sees might be going through the same things. They are loving and someone you can always go to for anything. Chonsie's are very loyal to the ones they love and are usually very sweet, until angered. Chonsie's are never sloppy, they are not one night stands nor do they let themselves be taken advantage of. But they are however, one heck of a good time! They don't look approachable but once met, they make those who get the pleasure of meeting them, as happy as can be. Chonsie's are usually short, brown-black hair with light eyes.
person 1: "I really need someone to talk too.."
person 2: " I know a Chonsie that would be perfect."
Chonsie: "come talk to me, do i need to hurt someone?!"
chonsie by a sister of a Chonsie. October 25, 2010
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Brett Sutton is Australia’s CHOttie.
Chief Health Officer (CHO for short) combined with Hottie since he’s hot.

Brett Sutton is hot so every Australian calls him CHOttie.
just watched the press conference for Victoria’s corona virus outbreak, looks like Brett Sutton the CHOttie shaved his beard.
CHOttie by i <3 dilfs August 26, 2021

chotskies 

Generally useless crap of little or no value. Similar to knick-knacks, popularized in Wierd-Al Yancovichs eBay song.
Many chotskies can be found for sale on eBay.
chotskies by Squidward Tentacles September 7, 2006

pull a cootsie

Make an error; miss an opportunity; lack of performance (similar to drop the ball)
I know you're nervous, but try not to pull a cootsie.
pull a cootsie by McBang November 7, 2006
a child hottie.
ranging in age from about 15-18. prime chottie age. (extra points if they're still in highschool)

when you're too old to actually date said child hottie but know that they will grow up to be a hottie, therefore resulting in a chottie.
"i bet hes about 17, but i don't even care, hes such a chottie!"
chottie by jtopp May 20, 2008
A person who thinks they are a connoisseur of food (foodie) but VERY rarely do they find anything to their liking. They selfishly think of only foods and tastes that are only to their liking rather than what foods and tastes that others might like. In some cases they don't even know what they like.
A person is looking to have the best cheeseburger but does not like any of the cheeseburgers he has tried in EVERY FRICK'N restaurant. What a Fuck'n Choosie!!
Choosie by JAR8 August 26, 2010
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