check your damage

A phrase meaning "check yourself" or, "what is your problem?" Similar to the phrase "what's your damage?"

"Oh my god Karen, check your damage!"

by Lillypadwarrior January 26, 2015

Check your dipstick

When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.

Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.

by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018

check your peach

a suddle, term for those you think they are scallywags

check your peach grandma

by grandmas peaches March 30, 2019

Check your delay

The delay when you turn your head very quickly while drunk. The more you drink the more you're delayed.

Bro: hey man I might be drunk
You: check your delay bro
*Bro turns head quickly*
Bro: yeah dude I'm hammered

by Hey Big Show October 16, 2019

CHECK YOUR LEG

That one time that you feel something crawling on your leg but it’s just your shoe lace. Or it’s a spider...

Josh: I feel something on my leg...
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Remember to check your leg if you feel something!

by amogusrefrence April 14, 2021

Check your cash app

You need to check your cash app

Check your cash app check it

by Unknownkidb July 5, 2021

Check your tea

A thinly-veiled threat referencing deadly polonium poisoning.

British journalists who criticised the Russian Olympic skater Kamila Valieva for failing her drug test were advised by her comrades to check their tea.

Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'

Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.

If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.

by BioHazardX February 24, 2022