Cannabis

n. A word used by a more intellectual species of the Homo-sapian to describe "weed" or "marijuana". These people are not "potheads" or "stoners", they are "tokers".

Toker 1: "Wow, we are really smart and have a well rounded and prestigious background."
Toker 2: "I concur, we should go smoke some cannabis and talk about quantum physics."

by Kaitlin March 8, 2005

cannabisian

A scholar, educated in all that is connected to the cannabis plant.

Cooter, a World-wide cannabisian growing and cloning since the age of 13, will arrive in Los Angeles today.

Cannabisian loyalists, remained steadfast in their opposition to the Legislation.

by nakedrick December 30, 2011

Cannabis Standard Time

Time dilation caused by cannabis use.
30 minutes CST = 5 minutes SST(Sober Standard Time)

High Guy 1: Dude, I just thought an hour went by, but it was only 10 minutes
High Guy 2: That's just Cannabis Standard Time man, it happens to all of us

by DJHughGRection June 15, 2013

Cannabitis

an affliction caused by the recent consumption of a copious amount of marijuana. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: fatigue, sudden hunger for mixed textures and flavors of snack foods, lack of motivation(unless a rudementary form of doggy style is happening), paranoia, euphoria, or an extreme case of the gigglesnorts.

"We were going to go to the store to get lunchables and whoppers, but we had that cannabitis. So, we just ate peanut butter and apple sandwiches with chocolate syrup and cinnamon. Dude, I know it sounds weird, but that shit was like Mexican apple pies. After that, we napped like mofos"

by jazzytwerk September 5, 2013

cannabitorium

The area in a pot smoker's home that is designated for toking. Commonly found in homes where the smoker lives with non-smokers.

"Hey Kumar, let's light this fatty up."
"Not here, let's retire to the cannabitorium."

by Shadyburger May 12, 2014

cannabinophile

A person who is a connoisseur of pot, similar to oenophile for wine snobs.

The clerk at the local medical weed dispensary is a real cannabinophile when it comes to the relative merits of strains.

by geronimob October 26, 2014

Cannabueno

a contraction of the Spanish word ''Bueno'' and the Latin name for weed: ''cannabis''.

'' Harry was arrested for smoking too much cannabueno.''
''Hey dude, can I smoke some cannabueno?''
'' Dave invests in the growing Cannabueno industry in Canada''

by Cannabuenoman October 10, 2018