Catalano

Usualy Italian, big nosed and hard headed. Has a tendency to shout really loud and be really competitive. Once he\she has a girlfriend, defends her\his questionable hotness like it is life.

Hes being a total Catalano

by SaintGeoge February 12, 2007

Catalina

Really sassy, loves to dance,sensitive, has a big heart

Mom: Catalina where do you want to go for vacation

Catalina: I want to go to Santa Catalina island

by Byeeehiiiishyyyy August 11, 2019

Catalonian Sausage Factory

A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.

Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more

Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit

Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to

Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

college catalog

When there are any combination of black, asian, and white people of mixed genders present at any location.

Named after the pictures of diversity that colleges send to high school students.

Guy 1: Look dude, it's an Indian chick, black chick, and an asian and white guy in that car.
Guy 2: It's like a college catalog in there.

by Matt August 19, 2006

The mandela catalogue

(spoilers??????)

LITERALKY SO FUCKING SCARY I SHIT MY PANTS AND I TREMBLED LITERALLY SO HARD WHEN IT WAS IVER

my dad knocked on my door when stanley said "your new friend is inside your home, now." AND I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER I SWEAR

gabriel is the best no cap fr

"have you seen the mandela catalogue on youtube"
"yes and i shit my pants and i was creaming my pants and i uh.... i forgor 💀"
"gabriel is the best isn't he"
"yes he is"
"tmc fandom is the best no cap"
"mhm"

by OPEN_THEdoorMARK❗️❗️❗️ October 28, 2022

Catalina

Crazy-ass Latina bitch from the games Grand Theft Auto III and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Catalina was the main villain in GTA III and in San Andreas, she was CJ's girlfriend for a little while until she became very dissatisfied with him. Afterwards, she went to Liberty City to live with the GTA III protagonist and to work for the Colombian Cartel. A complete tomboy with a short temper, Catalina seems to hate nearly all men and even sees the men she "likes" only as mere crime partners and occasional fuck-buddies.

"I've seen fucking eunuchs with more balls than you!"

"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"

"In here, mi amor!"

"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!

"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"

"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"

"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"

by anonymous July 21, 2008

CATALAN

A human individual, originating from any place that is not Spain. It is usually wearing Harry Potter-like glasses, an oversized jacket, second hand jeans and boots. Their favorite activity consist of talking trash about Spain, split bills in individual parts, and recycling nearly everything they find.

Ricard! There is a used band-aid on the sidewalk. If you are Catalan enough, you will hurt yourself now, so you can use it!

by Patatabrava March 1, 2019