The unassailable excuse of cancer patients and their immediate family that gets them out of events and responsibilities as needed.
John didn't want to go to his cousin's wedding. So at the last minute, he played the cancer card and told his aunt he didn't feel well enough to make it. While his aunt fretted about what his absence meant for John's health, John watched college football all afternoon in his underwear.
by akwhitacre August 26, 2009
Get the Cancer card mug.A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!
Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!
Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
by Phatzoot June 24, 2011
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When you say or do something gay or something not heterosexual/straight, you 'lose your straight card'
Person 1: "Dude, David Tennant is handsome as hell."
Person 2: "You just lost your straight card, man."
Person 2: "You just lost your straight card, man."
by hotrodjman August 10, 2016
Get the Straight Card mug.A bogus drinking card game you play with a group and target an unsuspecting person. The whole time you (and your accomplices) work to make the subject drink as much as possible. Goal is to see how far you can push without letting them discover that there is no actual structure to the rules and they always seem to have to drink.
Examples of how Eastern European Card Draw plays out:
"Guess this card"
"Seven of Diamonds?"
"It is a Diamond, but it's a nine. And since it is Wednesday you must drink eleven sips."
"Guess this card"
"Six of Hearts"
"It's a ten of Clubs, ten minus six is four but multiply by a factor of three because you're drinking a light beer. So drink twelve."
"Guess this card"
"Ace of Hearts"
"You got it! Everyone else drink one."
"Guess this card"
"Seven of Diamonds?"
"It is a Diamond, but it's a nine. And since it is Wednesday you must drink eleven sips."
"Guess this card"
"Six of Hearts"
"It's a ten of Clubs, ten minus six is four but multiply by a factor of three because you're drinking a light beer. So drink twelve."
"Guess this card"
"Ace of Hearts"
"You got it! Everyone else drink one."
by Bill Murray (really?) October 14, 2013
Get the Eastern European Card Draw mug.Ultra cool dude with a wicked combover who smells like pea soup and likes to speak in catch phrases that are almost one word and not quite another.
Senor Cardgage, suspicously coming out of the bushes: "Oh, excardon me."
Homestar, passing by: "I don't know what that means . . . and you still smell like pea soup!"
Homestar, passing by: "I don't know what that means . . . and you still smell like pea soup!"
by enormus October 10, 2006
Get the Senor Cardgage mug.by Mike Hamol July 1, 2019
Get the Uno reverse card mug.To call someone out on their bullshit. To expose someone lying or fronting or pretending to be hard. It does NOT mean 'to kill anyone'.
by olderbrother2 March 3, 2020
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