Cuddle Cardio

An endearing term for the act of sex. Or, when instead of working out in the morning, you opt for sweating off your calories through love making.

Instead of the gym this morning, the boyfriend and I did some cuddle cardio. Probably burned around 150 calories in 15 minutes... I could have gone for longer though.

by losannegeles October 18, 2011

takotsubo cardiomyopathy

pronounced tack a soup o cardio my op ath ee

also known as "broken heart syndrome," takotsubo cardiomyopathy is a serious disease in which a sever emotional problem causes a heart muscle to weaken and can be fatal without proper treatment. it seems like a heart attack and may be diagnosed as heart failure unless doctors investigate not only medically but also get to know the patients background and personal life/issues.

"takotsubo cardiomyopathy is a real condition."

by future doctor of internal medecine April 11, 2008

arm cardio

Masturbation

Since his girlfriend broke up with him, he's really been getting in a lot of arm cardio.

by jspost March 8, 2016

cardboard pizza

n. any pre-packaged frozen pizza with a tough thin crust of cardboard consistancy; can also refer to thicker pies with a similarly crappy crust.

a cardboard pizza can usually be identified by its cardboard backing.

"hey honey, throw a coardboard pizza in the oven and I'll get us a movie."

by Raccoon December 16, 2003

carpooch

A grumpy or difficult person.

"Jeez, what a carpooch!"

by Bizrah0701 January 16, 2008

A Cardboard-Box

a small apartment, house, or trailor that is in very poor condition. usually in poor neighborhoods and large cities.

you don't want to come to my house, it's a cardboard box.

by jmv September 14, 2005

lemon cardboard

To truly show someone that they love you and want to oh you know

Aye I wanna lemon cardboard with {insert name here}

by Jahseh Onfrowy May 29, 2019