jspost's definitions

arm cardio

Masturbation

Since his girlfriend broke up with him, he's really been getting in a lot of arm cardio.

by jspost March 8, 2016

kick President Bush

Blaming an undesirable outcome or poor work on a person who is no longer part of the project.

I don't mean to kick President Bush here, but that piece of code that Anthony wrote for our application was shit. I don't even care if he quit months ago.

by jspost October 8, 2015

Zombie Project

A project that keeps coming back in a gruesome or violent fashion every time one thinks it's over. Usually due to some asshole trying to prove their worth by ironically worthlessly contributing.

This training initiative is a real zombie project. It never ends because Brian keeps shoveling bullshit in. I feel like my brain is being eaten away.

by jspost April 9, 2015

typo virus

Malware obtained by incorrectly typing a web URL in the browser or accidentally clicking on the wrong link in search results

I totally mistyped the YouTube address in my browser yesterday . Now I have to take my laptop to the Geek Squad to get the typo virus removed.

by jspost December 5, 2015