Definitions by jspost

arm cardio 

Masturbation

Since his girlfriend broke up with him, he's really been getting in a lot of arm cardio.

arm cardio by jspost March 8, 2016

typo virus 

Malware obtained by incorrectly typing a web URL in the browser or accidentally clicking on the wrong link in search results

I totally mistyped the YouTube address in my browser yesterday . Now I have to take my laptop to the Geek Squad to get the typo virus removed.

typo virus by jspost December 5, 2015

kick President Bush 

Blaming an undesirable outcome or poor work on a person who is no longer part of the project.

I don't mean to kick President Bush here, but that piece of code that Anthony wrote for our application was shit. I don't even care if he quit months ago.

kick President Bush by jspost October 8, 2015

Zombie Project 

A project that keeps coming back in a gruesome or violent fashion every time one thinks it's over. Usually due to some asshole trying to prove their worth by ironically worthlessly contributing.

This training initiative is a real zombie project. It never ends because Brian keeps shoveling bullshit in. I feel like my brain is being eaten away.

Zombie Project by jspost April 9, 2015