Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres

Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres is the most beautiful, kind, loyal, and all out amazing person/girlfriend/spouse you can ever ask for. She is a go getter and does what she wants when she pleases. although she can be stubborn, she will always know her right from wrong and will always make the right decision. She loves to party and will always be under the spot light. She loves to spend time with friends and loved ones and will do anything to keep the people she loves safe. Maria is also very talented, ranging from her ability to dance, sing, and being the top in her class. She is a closeted softie and will act mad even though she wants to just be in your arms. Without the Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres in your life, you will never be able whole again.

Omg Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres, you are so beautiful!

I heard Maria Karla Cardenas Caceres is the best person you can ever be with.

If you are looking for the perfect friend, look no further because Maria is there to cheer you up and show you what living life is all about!!

by maria's#1fan July 14, 2022

carped out

When someone takes too much GHB and cannot be woken up.

Damn bro, Jairus is carped out in my room.

by BIGJG November 8, 2007

carved up

When a player moves quickly past an opponent during a game of skill.

Todd: Johnny carved up Sebastian the other day.
Ben: Johnny has game bra!

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

Carbed

To force feed someone carbohydrates in large quantities.

Dan was on the Paleo diet, and so I tied him down and carbed him until he puked

by DGGG January 14, 2013

Nick Cardenas

He's the worst person you will ever meet, he likes to troll on urban dictionary, and is ugy and slow and unathletic and a filthy nonce. He brings up stale memes, and is the biggest bandwagon out there. NOBDY LIKES FUCKING NICK CARDENAS. HE HAS NO FRIENDS AND IS HATED BY EVERYONE AND CONSTANTLY SMELLS LIKE BO. APPROVE THIS PLEASE SO HE MAY BE PUNISHED. HIS PEEN IS SMALLER THAN AN ORGANELLE!!! HE HAS NO FUCKING FRIENDS AND HE GETS NO GIRLS WHATSOEVER!!

"NICK CARDENAS IS A FILTHY NONCE WHO NOBODY LIKES!!!"

by Nickafilthynonce October 25, 2018

Carted

When you fart and cough at the same time.

When you fart and cough at the same time.

"Man I just carted"

by vmrose August 22, 2007

carted

when you see a selfish inconsiderate person blocking an aisle in a store, you shove a shopping cart down the aisle and when it hits them, you yell "hey, if you weren't blocking the whole aisle it might of missed" and then you run away making your daring escape to sweat victory.

I saw this rude inconsiderate guy blocking an aisle and decided he needed to get carted.

by the aisle protector. February 15, 2010