capital one

Slutty industry standard of hooking up with no hassles and all of the rewards. Not to be confused with a relationship or any other type of committment. Keep it uncomplicated.

Naw, man, she's just some capital one.

by Christinalicious January 14, 2009

Capische

Capische is an Italian word that Americans have somehow gotten a hold of that means 'Do you understand?'.

The appropriate response to this is actually Akash (ah-kahsh), meaning a great bobcat yes.

"And that is how you can remember Maxwell's Equations. Capische?"
"A K A S H."

by realbobcatgdtbab September 17, 2018

australian capital territory

the territory where the capital city of australia, canberra, is located. it is NOT a state, but a territory and can still have legislation trampled all over by the federal government (such as same sex marriages). it has the city of canberra in the north, and a national park in the south: that is all.

Hey dude, do you know what the Australian Capital Territory Self-Government Act of 1988 did?
No dude, what?
Gave the ACT its own government.
Awesome dude!

by wizzle22 January 19, 2007

capital gains

(FINANCE) the increase in wealth that goes to the owner of a financial asset when it increases in value. If you buy a share of stock, and the share increases in value, then you have capital gains whether you have sold it or not.

If you sell the stock at the higher price, you have made money on the transaction and have "realized capital gains." If you hang onto the asset in the hopes its value will increase even more, you have "unrealized capital gains."

For owners of stocks, wealth can come in the form of capital gains or dividends. For owners of gold, the only benefit comes from capital gains. This is why gold is usually not a good investment.

by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010

capital murder

Slang for the arbitrary and unconstitutional state sanctioned process otherwise known as the death penalty.

Judges in some states are ruling in favor of decency by ruling against the stockpiling of death row inmates often waiting for decades for their capital murder.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2019

Captain Capital

Anyone who capitalizes all of their words. Persons acting as a Captain Capital usually have above average grammar. They also tend to be attention whores on Youtube/and or other websites that have Up and Down voting.

It is not the same as captain caps lock because not every single letter is capitalized only the first.

1) Hi How Are You Today?
2) I Hide Under The Guise Of A Good Grammar, But I Actually Capitalize All of My Words.
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Guy 1: Hi Babe What Is Up?
Girl 1: Geeze Steve, why are you such a Captain Capital?

by iHumpMilfs February 23, 2013

Capital Ass

Noun - An extremely unpleasant person. A supreme jerk.

1."That guy was a Capital Ass."

2. "I've heard that Sean Connery is a Capital Ass."

by Alex February 26, 2005