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al capone

The act of smashing a bottle of alcohol over an individual's head when having sex, preferably from behind.
I really was sick of having sex with this girl so I just took the bottle of Jack Daniel's next to my bed and al caponed her so I could go to bed.
by Cookie Crisp May 12, 2012
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capron

light weight plastic based apron, worn as a protective body suit for the everyday super hero.
Sarah shielded the bullets with her capron. saving her life.
by alexandrahhhhhh July 16, 2008
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capon

/ˈkeɪp(ə)n/
noun
A cock without balls, i.e. unpleasant, annoying, overconfident male who actually has no real courage.
That capon thinks he's the shit, but just punch him in the face and he'll leave you alone.

That damn capon's whipped. His woman won't even let him out for a drink.
by fist of legend April 18, 2011
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AL-CAPOWNED

Powned as badly as getting fucked by the late great italian american gangster, Alphonso ''scarface'' capone
Dude 1: you just AL-CAPOWNED
dude 2: NO WAY DUDE I JUST GOT POONED
by FitzJIZZLE ON YOUR MUM March 27, 2009
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capton Ahab

A skinny guy who bypasses the good looking girl to go after the big fat whale !
Hey adam check out capton Ahab he is at it again with those fatty's over there did you forget to tell him no whaling tonight?
by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 19, 2009
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capron'd

When you have unprotected sex with a girl in her vajajay, flip her over and stick in her chocolate starfish, and then go back to the vajajay. You turn the lights on after sex only to realize that your cock and her pussy are covered and filled with the chocolate.
Ben fucked that girl in the pussy, then the ass, then stuck his shit covered dick back in here pussy. Ben capron'd that bitch!
by the_masked_r@pist December 11, 2011
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cappon

Often confused with Capon which is "A castrated domestic cock fattened for eating." -Dictionary.com.

The spelling of "cappon" is a term used to describe a person who is often tormented by others. Typically the persons performing the harassment have the end goal of driving the cappon to the point of insanity and gain simple pleasure out of the cappon's reactions.
Bill is such a cappon. I just can't stop driving him up a wall!
by TJ8 August 9, 2012
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