albino catfish

A sex act involving two partners where one partner inserts an unpeeled banana into the other partner's rectum. As the banana is ejected from the rectum, it is peeled and eaten by the other partner. The 'Albino Catfish' is often seen on glass bottom boat rides.

I went on a glass bottom boat ride the other day and saw an albino catfish.

by eMeS September 21, 2003

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

Catfish

A person who uses other people's photos to put forward an false identity of themselves

Girl : this really hot guy wants to talk to me on Instagram

Girl 2 : thats Chris brown girl that's a catfish account

by Mary bell June 12, 2017

Catfish

A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet.

Did you hear how Bonnie Combs got totally catfished last month?! She was caught lying about her life on the internet!

by pixiemaguire September 16, 2014

Catfished

Fooled, hoaxed, pranked.

We got catfished by Lance Armstrong.

by AgapeAnna January 17, 2013

Catfish Story

A real story about a single girl that meets a scam artist online. He tries hard to impress her, makes her believe he is single and just wants a chance. He posts attractive pictures of 'himself' and tells interesting stories (that are NOT TRUE). The stories and the pictures came from someone (a stolen identity) on Facebook.

The red flags: He acted emotional when she was not around; made her feel bad for not giving him a chance; said sweet things to her so she would come back online; when she came back, he pushed her away with verbal abuse or pictures of himself with (an automatic) girlfriend; hides behind seduction games; the cycle repeats over and over.

AND YOU WILL START TO FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IMAGINING ALL OF IT AND LOSING YOUR MIND....

All the while, his online buddies start to feel the same thing you're feeling...

Why doesn't he just meet IRL and get it over with?

BECAUSE HE CAN'T! HE IS NOT REAL! HE CAN NEVER and WILL NEVER MAKE IT REAL.

THE VICTIM OF THIS STORY LATER LEARNED THAT HER ONLINE LOVE INTEREST WAS REALLY A Lesbian pretending to be a man.

People, don't be another Catfish Story. Talk on the phone asap and meet IRL like normal singles do. A background check wouldn't hurt. Remember, catfishers CAN'T meet you because they are NOT who they say they are and their goal is to keep the online fantasy going for as long as their victims will allow.

by Catfished February 4, 2013

carfish

Redheaded girl who loves swimming, is able to move through the water with ease, some would say almost fish-like. Despite the fact you would think that one would need to be in excellent condition to swim apparently that isn't entirely correct. The elusive carfish hates cardio with a passion and makes sure to bring it up every time she has to walk up even 1 step or travel more than 40 feet at a time. The carfish is also very gullible but somehow pretty smart as well so you need to watch out. This is quite a perplexing and rare creature indeed.

The young carfish was able to complete a lap in the pool in record time

by VR4 June 18, 2017