capable president

Something we yearn for, but can't seem to put into office...

I would put an example, but seeing as we don't currently have one, I can't!

by Tags November 8, 2004

Capalot

The opposite of chill

Bro u so capalot.

by Wolo g big capalot May 11, 2021

CapAlert

A website run by a deranged minister (sometimes referred to as the CapA-Loser) who rates movies with a system he claims is "infallible" but often turns out the wrong score based on the fact that he doesn't really pay attention to the films he rates.

No one died in Lilo & Stitch, so the CapAlert score on the page for that movie cannot possibly be correct.

by Nat Rator May 26, 2004

Flux Capacitated

Flux Capacitated : The extreme feeling of being totally engulfed and enthralled by the exhilarating music and lyrics of the phenom Flux Capacitor Band.

When you hear the Flux Capacitor's original songs, Dome, Moth, Monolith, Unite, Everythings Happening, Helpin You Out, on and on, you begin to become Flux Capacitated, and you begin with uncontrollable smiling, you sing, dance, flail your arms and begin to experience intense euphoric pleasure! This continues indefinately or until you experience your next Flux Capacitor Music Encounter.

by Mama Flux December 7, 2011

Flux Capacitor Speak

Using lots of technical sounding jargon to make something sound more important or complicated than it really is. When in reality it makes no sense what so ever. But, IT SOUNS COOL!

"The collector and the timed switching device are incorporated in the nature of the bee-bees in brine. In conjunction with a magnetic field and the load, the flux capacitor uses the hierarchical structure of the cosmos as a timer! The trilamination of the tiny spheres with selected metals and their subjection to a magnetic field and current (sustained by the load) destabilizes the orderliness of the proton, the heavier atom and the "tissue" of individual layers of metal. The matter then seeks to re-establish itself in the fractal set." Flux Capacitor Speak

by The Mad Hatter Lives January 16, 2009

Lewis capaldi

An amazing singer who never fails to put us in the feels! He has brought out songs such as ; someone you loved, fade, grace, lost on you, tough, bruises and many more! He is literally perfect ohmydAys

Bro 1: “bro, did you hear Lewis capaldis new song?”
Bro 2: “bro, yes I was in TeArS”

Bro 3: “pussy ass bitches” — bro 3 doesn’t understand Lewis capaldis amazing songs because he’s that one person in life who hasn’t witnessed good music

by jessattackinghermates February 22, 2019

Capassity

When your ass is so big, that it can't get any bigger

Did you see the junk in her trunk? It has definitely reached capassity.

by bopgirl February 12, 2010