Calzoned

The feeling one obtains once diving way too deep into the sauce.

"bro you good? "
" wut u say?"
"you're calzoned af mate"

by IzYaBoiJaskin July 27, 2017

Calzoned

When a girl doesn’t want a relationship with you but she lets you eat her out.

My man Jim totally got calzoned by that Italicization chick he met at the party.

by Hmmm beans shouldn’t be there August 26, 2019

Calzoned

The act of being criticized severely about something especially from all sides from many different peers and/or friends.

Man we really calzoned Jon hard last night, he even started to cry!

by jham1298 November 3, 2021

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

calpone

Calpone is like another way of saying "word", "cool" or "thats whats up". It is usually used after saying you like someone but also can be used to agree or approve to something.

"I think I like that boy who is sitting in the corner." You say "Ohh Calpone!" or
"I got a new phone." "Oh Calpone"

by Hollz December 28, 2007

calzonasfilms

calzonasfilms makes the best sad edits!! They’re my favorite calzona buddy <3 ily nutella

calzonasfilms is such an icon

by cellozen July 9, 2022

Chuck Canzoneri

As pussy as pussy gets

A coward is so Chuck Canzoneri-ish that they ghost the women they intentionally hurt.

by Speddyspaghetti May 12, 2024