Calippo

A sweaty penis.

Jim has a calippo.

by anonymouskevin November 21, 2020

calpurniaaaaaa

They are a sad mf who still loves a band that ended two years ago. Not to mention his username???!! They have mfing six a's in her user. SIX.

Ur so emotional but still ily.

Calpurniaaaaaa has a massive crush on Winona Ryder

by idiotdumb June 3, 2021

Calum Hood

A band member from 5 Seconds Of Summer whometh is amazing and I think his beauty marks are overly underrated. He is a cute ball of smash who I think is not appreciated as he should be. Anyway.

Isn't that Calum Hood? Yes. Yes it is:)

by itsherofcourse December 2, 2018

Calum Hood

The amazing bassist of 5 Seconds of Summer. Extremely gorgeous and talented. Definitely one of the best (if not the best) bassists ever. Adorable as well as sexy, extremely funny, and overall amazing. Lots of BDE

who’s that amazing bassist?
Calum hood, you insolent fool.

by IFUCKINGLOVECALUMHOOD April 15, 2019

Calplex

gay bear that plays skate games

Do you know the Youtuber Calplex?
Yea he's the gay bear that plays skate games with Syphrus

by Vadderr December 9, 2021

john calipari

former coach of umass, new jersey nets, and university of memphis tigers, now coach of university of kentucky wildcats, led both college teams to college championship games, only to barely lose. after promising to remain at a school runs off in broad daylight to hide in the backseat of his wife's car to evade the hatred and disdain of the public and media, to hop a plane to his new place of employment. i.e. a person who is loved and instantly hated in a matter of seconds

yo man, what happened to bill?
oh, nothing, his fiancee just found out he slept with his sister, so he pulled a john calipari. we wont be seeing him, or the sister for a while

grimy

by mrzero1982 March 31, 2009

Calum

General Fitty! Tends to be really good in bed and has the biggest penis for his age. As soon as you see Calum, you fall in love with his dreamy eyes straight away, he’s body is amazingly toned and he is not afraid to tell you his feelings. Might drop a dick pic or two, but with a simple snapchat you can fall in love with Calum instantly. His dirty talks send girls insane and make them want him even more. He’s not afraid to do anything with girls and is generally a straight lad. If you get calum, he will treat you like a princess and make sure all you’ve ever wanted is catered for. Even though his dirty mind will drive you insane he is the gentleman of the block. Although Calum may act like he likes you at times, sometimes he’s just using you for a bit of fun so be careful. Every girl wants calum. He’s just so perfect!

Chelsea-“Hey louise, have you seen Calum around today?”
Louise-No but you should have seen the snaps he sent me last night. Pure sexiness! I think I really like him this time.”

by Chelsea A.x April 14, 2019