calories

the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.

Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.

by Organ Donor August 20, 2003

2000 calories

To do 2 steps one burn 400 Calories then to have sex with the girlfriend and boyfriend.

1. see 400 calories
2. i lost 2000 calories with my girlfriend

by JKC2.CRUNK January 12, 2009

calorific

Radical, cool. Often used by surfers.

Woah! Calorific man!

by Chris March 26, 2003

Calorific

Sjgrhlsriknostrilgfherkgfkj (proper); compliment reguarding one's eatability of Twinkies. This also includes trees made entirely out of sugar wheat. Dr. Pepper is the best doctor ever. Will you be my friend? Yes. Foot. Gilbert is a funny name. The letter j.

Good evening, you look rather calorific today.
Giant ice cream cone made of chalk.
Refigerator.
Bracket
blue word

by Jack the Ripper and friends. October 7, 2008

Burn Some Calories

Used to describe a need to put forth extra effort on a task or project.

I need you to burn some calories on the TPS report this week.

by MojoX November 10, 2009

Calorie slut

A person who indulges on food rich in calories to satisfy his or her desire for rich food.

I was such a calorie slut for dinner tonight. I had an 8 oz. steak and 2 pieces of cheesecake and a milkshake.

by XDM January 6, 2011

Calorie

The ship of two people who's names are Conner and Mallorie

"Omg Conner and mallorie need a ship name. How about calorie?"

by Baebsae February 5, 2017