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callahan

a friend of the dream team, and server operator on the dreamsmp he doesnt speak or show his face online, but is considered one of the funniest people on the dream smp just by using in game chat

his minecraft skin is captain america in a reindeer onesie
dsmp fan 1: did you see what Callahan just said

dsmp fan 2: yeah, he is so funny and he doesnt even talk!
by dreamsmpfacts January 25, 2021
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Calabasas High School

The most miserable school in California, possibly the entire country, or heck, maybe the entire WORLD. If you consider yourself a nice, decent person with good morals, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT set foot on the campus of this horrible institution.

The girls? More like, evil demon monster creatures. Oftentimes, their undergarments are more visible than their intelligence. And if the topic of discussion does not involve True Religion jeans, Malibu rum, or which boy has the largest schlong out of the 10 you hooked up with the other night, then it's not important.

The boys? Absolutely despicable in every sense of the word. They have no idea how to treat girls right; their hormones are raging and hence they feel the necessity to hurt as many girls as possible emotionally. I guess you can say many of the slutty Calabasas chicks bring it on themselves, but really, that's not much of an excuse. If you want to spend your days surrounded by boys who spend more time on their appearance than the girls do, then this is the perfect school for you! Some of the guys (and girls, too) at this school may be good looking, but really, since when do good looks compensate for superficiality, shallowness, and bitchiness?

The teachers? HAHA! What teachers? Some of the rudest and most inconsiderate people I have ever met in my life. They always put themselves before their students and enjoy watching the pain and agony their students must endure on a daily basis. Not to mention, I simply cannot fathom WHY half of them are making a living off of being absolutely horrible at what they do- teaching.

The sports? Double HAHA! Thanks to the excessive amounts of alcohol and marijuana and God knows what else residing in the bodies of these student "athletes", we might as well just forgo athletics altogether. Our football team wins 1 game each season (and that's just recently after a 4 season drought), our volleyball team is a pathetic joke, our soccer team should really learn how to kick a ball (FUNDAMENTALS!), and our wrestling team is too horny to focus on wrestling other men.

Many people say that the white-and-grey brick buildings of CHS resemble a prison or insane asylum, and this analogy couldn't be anymore accurate. Because that's exactly what Calabasas High School is... Prison, but with crazy people, too.
I've got my suicide all planned out. I'm enrolling at Calabasas High School.
by AngryCalabasasStudent May 9, 2009
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The Callaghan Clap

Originated by the man, the myth, the legend, Bill Callaghan. The Clap is what Bill uses to signify that the drink is on him at the wonderful JJ Bubbles. If you're not paying attention, Bill will wait and start to get angry that you're not acknowledging him, or he will simply give you the "Air Clap" from a distance.
We're going to Bubbles and hopefully the Callaghan Clap is in full effect.
by Ridge March 5, 2005
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Callastination

When you're too lazy to answer the house phone and you're just waiting for siblings, parents, or whoever else is in the house with you in a different room to get it. Pretty much it is procrastinating answering a phone call you are too lazy to get up and answer.

After a certain amount of tones you realize that whoever else is in the house with you is doing it too. So in being the better man/woman you take your last bit of energy to rush to the phone.
If your family experiences Callastination, you're family is just as lazy as mine.
by Dr.P.Nis July 29, 2014
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callam

Possibly the greatest person within a group, brilliant at whatever they turn their hand to, also referred to as 'the great one'
oh, that guy is such a callam, i iwsh i was him :(
by GRTCW November 20, 2010
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Calabasas

aka Catty Bitches
Town of the bulimic wannabe MILF Mom, anorexic skank daughter and don't even ask about bubbe.
Bad place filled with neurotic bitches that hate themselves and each other.
Known for conspicuous consumption, until credit gets scarce, then known for freeloading on "friends".
Bad place to be from, as you can't erase the memories.
Catty Bitches - even worse than the rest of the West Valley.
My dog ran away to Calabasas, and then ran back scared to death.
Running over a Catty Bitch is a Mitzah.
Danny, buy me a Range Rover because I am a Catty Bitch.
by Ozmandias December 29, 2008
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calayam

Term refering to a crappy or junky vehicle.
Man this truck is a calayam.
by Spencer LeMay January 1, 2008
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