Everyone’s always mad at me for things that aren’t my fault! I must be the pin cushion of the universe!!!
by ThunderSpider August 15, 2019
Get the Pin cushion mug.The fart cushion effect occurs when you fart into a pillow or any other type of cushion. The cushion absorbs the farts for a while, but then if weight is applied later on, the cushion squeezes out the fart stench.
I totally tricked that girl into coming into my room, and then I smothered her with my fart cushion until she passed out.
by poopfetish September 10, 2012
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A dating technique where along with your main piece you also have several 'cushions', other people you'll chat and flirt with to cushion the potential blow of your main break-up and not leave you alone.
"Yeah, I don't think it's going that well with Dave. Luckily I've been cushioning him with Pablo and Gary"
by doopdedee February 6, 2017
Get the Cushioning mug.The act of folding about a full arms stretched out length of toilet paper, three times, laying it softly on top of the toilet water, and leaving a monster shit on top of it so that the shit is emerged from the water (for extra stinkage) and a nice surprise for the next visitor to capture the full on essence of your beautiful turd. (Do what you will with your buttwipe, just don't let it get in the way of your masterpiece.)
I owe this all to the man who named this glorious act... Without it, it's just a shit.
I owe this all to the man who named this glorious act... Without it, it's just a shit.
by Act: Don M. Name: Tim B. March 31, 2009
Get the Missile Cushion mug.A fart cushion is a pillow used to muffle the sound of a fart, much in the same way that in movies pillows are sometimes used as makeshift gun silencers by assassins.
In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.
In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.
"When my supervisor left the room, I immediately grabbed a fart cushion and released the gasses I had been painfully suppressing during our conversation."
by Baby-Fark McGee-Zax June 16, 2009
Get the fart cushion mug.Charming. Inspired by the rebrand of the toilet paper company which changed its name from "Charmin" to the new name "Cushelle".
Can be used sarcastically or otherwise.
Can be used sarcastically or otherwise.
by jariki August 25, 2010
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Bro B: What?
Bro A: He's been hitting on that chub all night. Looks like we have another CP (Cushion Pusher)
Bro B: What?
Bro A: He's been hitting on that chub all night. Looks like we have another CP (Cushion Pusher)
by Not a CP November 10, 2010
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