cosmopolitan

a cocktail made famous by the show sex and the city. it consists of cranberry juice, triple sec, vodka and lime. this is an extremely girly cocktail.

1 oz vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz rose's lime juice
1 lime wedge

"I'll have a cosmoplolitan"

by Rachel Rose February 1, 2004

cosmofag

A word Alex Berenstein made up and I defined.

Definition: A male who is very effeminate. So very effeminate, that in fact, he is likely to read Cosmo for the articles.

Scary, but true. o_o

Alex: I called my friend a Cosmofag today. Make up a definition for it. o_o

Robin: (insert definition)

Alex: Boss.

Robin: ...Fag is an insulting word. *hits him*

Alex: X_O

by chic geek April 3, 2004

Kalam Cosmological Argument

The kalam cosmological argument for the existence of God originated and became highly developed in Islamic theology during the late Middle Ages. It gets its name from the word "kalam", which refers to Arabic philosophy or theology. Traditionally the argument was used to demonstrate the impossibility of an actual infinite existing in the real world, as well as an argument from temporal regress, thus showing that the universe cannot be eternal. In recent years these philosophical arguments have been confirmed by scientific discoveries, viz., the Big Bang theory. The most thorough and articulate proponent of the argument today is Dr. William Lane Craig.

Statement of the (modern) deductive Kalam Cosmological Argument:
p1. Everything that begins to exist has a cause of its existence. (Causal principle.)
p2. The universe (space, time, and matter) began to exist. (Evidenced by two philosophical arguments, the Big Bang, and the second law of thermodynamics.)
c3. Therefore, the universe has a cause of its existence.
Sub-argument:
sp1. As the cause of the universe (space, time, and matter), the cause must be outside of space, time and matter, and therefore be spaceless, timeless, and immaterial. Moreover, the cause must be a personal agent, otherwise a timeless cause could not give rise to a temporal effect like the universe. (Argument expanded.)
sp2. This is an accurate picture of God.
sc3. Therefore, God exists.

by Gojiberry July 25, 2008

Cosmas

a saint from the early Catholic church; twin brother of St. Damian

patron saint of pharmacists

performed medical services for no charge and also performed miracles

martyred for the Christian faith

"We pray for the intercession of St. Cosmas as these pharmacists enter the profession," the professor remarked at graduation.

by Confirmation Cosmas March 14, 2009

Cosmopolitan

A guide on how to be a worthless whore.

Bob: I heard that Kate reads Cosmopolitan.

Tim: So that explains the outfi- *drools uncontrollably*

by InvisibleWater2 November 7, 2012

cosmistance

A thing so large, small, beutiful or other to such an extent that no human could comprehend it.

Portmanteau of 'COSMIc' and 'dISTANCE'

adj.: cosmistancely

Atoms are cosmistancely small.

The size of the universe is a cosmistance.

by Gaiacarra June 24, 2006

Cosmonut

n- Someone who is crazy about cosmopolitans.

Laura is such a cosmonut, she always buys cosmos from the bar!

by B-RODzz November 28, 2011