Juice Cord

The Emo kids alternative go to Discord server most likely when they're banned from both Carti Cord & Uzi Cord

"Why are you in Juice Cord?"
"Because I got banned from Carti Cord for posting a censored rule 34 Talking Tom & Angela photo, and I got banned from Uzi Cord for accidentally posting a Discord server link."
"Bro, why did you post a rule 34 photo?"
"IT WAS CENSORED"

by Lean Elizabeth II March 7, 2022

rectal umbilical cord

when a poo is so long it is resting in the toilette bowl while still attached to the body

Man, I had to cut the rectal umbilical cord today after greasing the bowl.

by Lana Deebs July 19, 2011

Aux cord

The key to freedom

Aux cord

by Mcsorelydad69 September 1, 2021

bungee cord

When combined with an owl, creates my ass.

by ass fart, eh? September 18, 2003

extension cord

When at least thirteen gay men stand upright performing anal sex and the last man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina.

I walked into the public bathroom yesterday, and saw the longest extension cord!

by kins.webb February 2, 2015

Pulled a Cord

When someone does something so ridiculous and stupid, and they don't realize it, and you have to actually tell them how stupid you are.

"Dude, I just asked the teacher if I had sex with her if she wuld give me an A"
"WTF dude, you just pulled a Cord."

by McGravy June 10, 2009

pussy rip cord

a tampon string.

the pms bitch pulled her rip cord in my bathroom and left a bloody mess.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003