cook game

The quality or skill at which someone produces crack cocaine from powder.

"YOU KNOW IM STILL NICE WITH MY COOK GAME" - Young Buck.

by Cactus Johnson May 7, 2005

cook it medium

To win presidency with great success by forcing beliefs upon people.

Donald trump won presidency by using the "cook it medium" strategy

by elmre4845447747854874587458754 October 30, 2017

Cook o Clock

When you know it’s that time to roast someone.

It’s cook o clock you can insert a name such as it’s cook Anthony o clock

by Renjamin November 20, 2019

cook a fart

Cooking a fart is when you release gas from your ass while sitting in heated car seats. Because of the heat, similar to food in a skillet on a stove, you get an overwhelming mix of scents and flavors that are intensified. Victims of the pungent odor can often tell what meals were involved in the creation of such farts as well and the aromas almost always beg for a window or two to be cracked.

Man 1: "Why does it smell like broccoli and cheese? Did you just cook a fart?"
Man 2: "We had Quizno's for lunch and yes, I just cooked a fart."
Man 1: "I can taste it. Is that peppercorn steak?"
Man 2: "Why yes, yes it is."

by Kaznasty July 18, 2009

Cook Craig

Cook Craig, better known as cookiedawg69, is the 3rd guitarist of King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard. He's a man of many things; transitioning from dilf to cute teenage loverboy and then to lumberjack man all in 2017, growing a mean beard, being the subject of mass simping from gizzard fans worldwide, and more. He has a solo project, Pipe-Eye, which is like The Kinks took acid and had an orgy with Tame Impala, the B-52's, and the Talking Heads.

dude 1: "Cook Craig is a future dilf if I ever seen one"
dude 2: "wdym future dilf? he already is one!"

by bullant_owu January 11, 2021

cook up

street term for crack

how many bags of cook up u want?

by dxm October 18, 2003

Cook Me Plox

Wanting to make teh edits and capable of being both medium rare and a nub.

Cook Me Plox = cuk u plz

by lawlrus123423 January 23, 2011