condom

that rubber like thing that people seem to forget about when very intoxicated causing them to wake up in the morning and leave way to quickly. if even making it to the morning
few beers in a club never ends well as you wobble back to an unknown house no one ever mentions the fatal (could be vital) word condom
by dealy November 12, 2008
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Condom

The middleman between dick and pussy.
Man! using a condom is like you are fucking it and its fucking your girlfriend.
by Syductive March 29, 2007
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condom

A piece of rubber worn on the penis to prevent fluid from entering the vagina. They are hard to find and embarrassing to pay for. Make a great balloon or water bomb.
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
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condom

A contraceptive device for men OR women. Used to prevent pregnancy and STDs during sexual intercourse.
Even if your partner isn't sleeping around, STDs can be passed through accidental passing of blood, etc. So no love without the glove! haha.
by chinarose June 27, 2004
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long shaped ballon, fits over penis to prevent sperm from going into egg. Also the thing that ripped during your parents' "fun time" and the cause of your existance
daddy: Damn, my condom ripped!
mommy: Shit! i dont want a baby!
by Condom Vender February 26, 2004
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A latex device used to wrap it and tap it.
She's so hot i wouldnt even care to use a condom. i want to be her baby's daddy.
by honeyfresh18.... December 15, 2010
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condom

A:a protector of the unknown lol!
B:penis protector
C:something ppl like to blow up (like a balloon!)
1:TROJAN MAN!!!!!!
2:*dont worry im protected!*
3:?????????????
by mandi December 11, 2004
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