condom

Something used to prevent creating little monsters like you.

Wife: "Babe, don't forget a condom. I don't want a little monster"
Husband: "Okay"

condom by BusBusBusBusBus October 18, 2018

Condom

Something that made me, oh that's why my parents say I'm a mistake

For example:
Her: Remember to wear a condom?
Him: Oh shit...

Condom by Make_a_wish_kid December 6, 2018

Condom

Cum bubble

My son watches hentai

Thank god I didn’t use a condom because hentai is how we spend our father-son bonding time together

Condom by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023

condom

penis hat

used to prevent ya splat from entering da pussy

condom by joe mama April 21, 2004

condom

1.(noun) A sheath placed over the penis during intercourse to prevent the flow of semen. Used for prevention of STD's including, but not limited to, herpes, syphillis, and babies.
2.(noun) An insult. Used to describe a person whom one would rather not have around, but in some cases is good to have around anyway. See example below.

1. I practiced safe sex and used a condom.
2. A: John is coming over too
B: Oh, man. John is such a condom.
A: Huh?
B: Well, we don't really want him around, he puts a damper on the fun...but he's practical.
A: Huh?
B: He's a tool/douche, but he's also giving us a ride.
A: Oh, sweet word!

condom by 12345666 September 19, 2004

Condom

Something Fred Trump should have used.

Fred trump should have worn a condom.

Condom by DMJohnson November 27, 2019

condom

a device not yet discovered by black people.

Trevon: Damn nigga I railed that chick last night.

Dontae: Dats wassup you use a condom nigga?

Trevon: A what?

condom by burrrrrrrrr8723 August 12, 2010