Cock Bag

n. Condom. Used to physically block semen ejaculated during intercourse. Prevents worthless people from reproducing and protects the rest of us from sexually transmitted diseases.

I'd never stick it in that whore... without a cock bag!!! Yay for latex!

by Rusty Dalton August 24, 2008

cockbang

This is what happens when two men hug each other and one of them forgets to slightly stick his ass out so as to prevent crotch to crotch contact.

The bar was so crowded that when Jake gave me a hug he cockbanged me.

by PapiChulapi June 11, 2006

cocktagon

An octagonal cockfighting arena in the phillipenes. Reserved for the only the best of cocks and their owners.

phillipine guy 1: Oh yeah, he looks like he's got a real chance of going on to the cocktagon.

Jesus: yes, yes he does.

by got_human? May 13, 2005

Surprise, Cockfags

Battle cry for the east-coast paintball team: World Police out of Maryland.

This specific cry is a reference to the Team America: World Police movie scene in which Chris, one of the World Police, cry it as they trick the terrorists into blowing themselves up.

"Whoa, we were just walking through the woods and then heard "surprise, cockfags!" as we were ambushed."

by Furious 8 August 4, 2007

Cockball

A game where u volley a ball back and forth with 2 or more players using only your cock to keep the ball up

Hey boys who’s up for a game of cockball

by Dr. Dickherdown December 22, 2018

cockbarricade

To be severely and humiliatingly cockblocked, usually by more than one person.

Just as I was getting hot and heavy with Sheila under the bleachers, the entire school football team showed up, dragged me out and gave me a swirly in the bathroom. She'll never talk to me again. They really cockbarricaded me.

by TheMadLinguist January 14, 2009

cockagawea

A guy who helps his best friend out by telling him someone that he can definitely hook up with and still have a healthy social reputation. He assist all in the exploration of the female body and is notorious for knowing the nature of women.

Brain: Dude, we have to get you laid tonight.

Kevin: Lead the way, cockagawea.

by Onewhoguidescocks May 2, 2010