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rock climbing

Of all so-called "extreme sports" (activities that about 1/2 the time are undertaken, or claimed to have been undertaken, by otherwise boring people in a desperate attempt to become interesting), this is probably the trendiest way to give yourself the affectation of ruggedness, danger, physical fitness, etc. Note that most people who express an interest in rock-climbing or purchase incidental gear such as carabiners, have never climbed and never will.

See also: posers, conformity of noncomformity, North Face, bungee jumping.
Inner thought bubble of "extreme sports" Aberzombie, "Dude, all the chicks will be on me if I wear this carabiner on my belt loop and talk about rock climbing! I better buy this magazine so I can look like I know what I'm talking about!"
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
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mountain climbing

(in video games)The act of driving up a steep hill to kill the guy on top or other side of that hill.
In that battle there was some serious mountain climbing going on.
by Greevil September 13, 2008
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brock-climbing

Christian (the gay kid) loves to go brock-climbing.
by AndrewKamm December 14, 2007
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rock climbing

One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being bullfighting and auto racing.
by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004
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rock climbing club

when a girl named diana flirts with two boys in her classs, she is signing up for rock climbing club
Diana is signing up for the rock climbing club
by kristen April 24, 2005
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plaster climbing

Climbing where the only equipment or supplies carried is a bottle of booze, carried in hand. Must be performed outside, with every member of the group completely smashed. Survival should come as a surprise.
Plaster climbing sounds like a good idea after a few days of drinking, and only then.
by Phil Ski July 16, 2006
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cooter climbing

When your money is so deep, that you need spelunking gear.
Gear up guys, we're going cooter climbing for mother's day.
by RustyPWhole May 22, 2017
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