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buttcracker

A person who is very proficient in the art of the deadly fart, it may be silent, it may be noisy, but one always knows for a fact that it will be stinky, it will clear the room, and sicken the occupants with it's ghastly odor, this term was coined by the fact that some of these odoious folk have actually cracked the skin around the butthole by releasing their poisonous gas.
OMG!That Buttcracker left an odor so bad we had to air out the place for three days!!!!!
by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008
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Buttsecks

Buttsecks-v.,n.
Buttsecks is quite good, and is exceptionally accepted among the African-American culture of the United States. African American males prefer to have anal intercourse with Anglo-American females who have what is called a "phat ass". When anal sex does awry, the white female "biatch" is then transformed into and obese women, most commonly called a "baby momma" or a "stupid nappy headed ho" Buttsecks was first introduced during greek times by Aristotle who once said in his book "The Buttsecks, he who hath no buttsecks, shall deliver its ass to hell and all its inhabitants." More commonly referred in the Holy Bible Psalm 3 John 3:7
1.Tyreese, I believe I am going to buttsecks Maisha on the morrow

2.Teacher: Jamal, I understand your prerogative, but buttsecks is better than crack
by Buttsecks guy November 16, 2009
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buttnaked

describes a unique flavor, and end result of a grade of methamphetamine that tastes like candy, and causes extreme arousal, and an uncontrolable rise in genital sensations, results are typical(no cloths, sweaty, and in an ecstacy words can't begin to describe. native to SD.CA. coined in 2005.
(Q) Is that shit you got the bomb or bunk? (reply) Straight "buttnaked".
by ibpsycho2 December 25, 2010
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ze buttfack

Literally means "the buttfuck", or anal sex, sodomy, etc.

Spoken in a French accent
Vould yoo like ze buttfack, monsieur?
by Victa July 5, 2005
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buttnaked

1. To do something with extreme intensity
2. Something that is associated with above average qualities and good times.
3. To not be wearing underwear.
1. If we want to want to win the game, we need to get buttnaked.

2. The 5 keg party down the street is going to be buttnaked!

3. Did you see Jenny last night? She got buttnaked at the party after we won the game.
by Defiance XC August 28, 2004
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Surprise buttsecks

If someone denies you anal all you have to do is take it from them. It's not rape if you say surprise!

They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy

If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.
Surprise Buttsecks:

Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.
by Siimp January 24, 2010
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