Lucky buttwipe

A lucky buttwipe happens when you wipe your butt and your finger slips through the toilet paper

The last time Juan got any action was when he had a lucky buttwipe

by LaB on Twitch March 19, 2016

one butan

describing a mac..

macs, lol

person1: my mac rules
person2: no it doesn't, it can't play games
person1: ...
person2: ONE BUTAN!
person1: :ssj:

by completely|deck April 7, 2005

buttwhore

n.

1. A promiscuous female with an affinity for anal intercourse.

2. A female whose extreme promiscuity has caused her vagina to become unusable and/or inefffective and thus must resort to anal intercourse.

"God, that Anna is quite the little buttwhore."

by Harlan January 6, 2003

butake

Ancient Japanese ritual where all the men in a village maturbate on the face of a cheating wife untill she drowns from suffication by semen.

Man 1- I'm really tired from that butake last night.

Man 2- Are you sure she cheated?

Man 1- No.

Man 2- Cool.

by McLovin Bruce August 9, 2007

BUTTWOOD

A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..

Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!

by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005

butan

Something you press, usually associated with gaming.

Press butan to continue

by PoSeiDoN August 7, 2003

pres butan role dise

Pres butan to start game. Role dise to go. For the love of Juan! Pres butan! Miguel must role dise now! Daler Mehndi is playing. Must pres butan and role dise to go! BUTAN NOW! HaIrY_TeStIcLeS! THEY NO PRES BUTAN!

09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· Miguel, yes
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· and Juan
09:49pm ·@Makoto· who is miguel?
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• miguel
09:49pm ·@Makoto· and who is juan?
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• the one who must pres butan
09:49pm ·@Makoto· what butan?
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• juan's job is to role dise
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· One must pres the butan to start ...
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• THE butan
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· the other .. must role dise to go
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• pres butan
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· start .. go ... they go hand in hand
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· the butan .. its all about the butan
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• yea
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· if you didnt have the butan .. then you couldnt role dise to go
09:49pm •+KeitaroSempai• pres butan
09:49pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· since the butan .. starts ... the game
09:50pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· the butan .... the butan .... ((_)
09:50pm •+KeitaroSempai• for the love of juan! role dise to go!
09:50pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· YES PLEASE
09:50pm ·+HaIrY_TeStIcLeS· i hear it .. i hear a faint ... JJOK!
09:50pm •+KeitaroSempai• pres butan = game start = must role dise = bg music daler mehndi

by KS March 14, 2004